[005 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear magical journal thing that I'm feeling slightly more ambivalent towards as of late even though your pages are continuously filled with useless drivel that I can't be bothered to read,

I recently acquired a broom.

It's not as good as my Nimbus back home, but it'll do.

If anyone on my crew needs me — ha — check the skies.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. I also purchased some chocolate frogs but one of them seems to have gone missing. Do feel free to alert me if you hear any out of place ribbits on board, but really, they've usually only got one decent jump in them so he can't have gone far.

Comments

written;

[dersite_dj]

fuck yeah get some chores done
like a BEAST

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

[......Muggles. Honestly.]

I'm sorry, what are these "chores" of which you speak? I'm not familiar with the word.

written;

[dersite_dj]

fuck its like everything you write is just dollar signs
cash flying out of my journal
pelting me in the face like word confetti
no but really why are you so excited about a broom dude

Written

[crackpotcrocker]

What are you some kind of witch?

Written

[dragonbadfaith]

Well, no. Given that I'm a male.

Wizard.

[Written]

[haruhi_fujioka]

A broom? Are you saying you can fly on a broom?

[Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes, of course! It'd really be brilliant if I could play Quidditch here, but alas.

voice;

[gokai_red]

A broom.

voice;

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes!

[written]

[thethundersaid]

Just don't get lost at sea. I don't want to have to waste time looking for you.

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Oh, sod off. Like we have so much else going on right now.

Audio

[sun_goddess_sacrifice]

A broom? You are similar to a girl I know named Marisa dono, she also uses a broom to fly and calls herself a witch or some such. It seems inconvenient to require such an item, but useful for battle.

Audio

[dragonbadfaith]

Well, witches do use brooms, as well! Though I mostly use mine for sport.

[Battle...hahaha...]

written;

[melodyssong]

Well that's new for me. Witches and wizards using brooms to fly.

Usually they just make themselves fly. I don't see why a broom is necessary? Except to clean. Then again self cleaning brooms could be useful, unless one has a hoover.

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

The broom is mostly for sport. To be honest, it's not my preferred method of travel.

Self cleaning brooms, as in brooms that sweep without human assistance? They exist, of course, but they're rather pointless when one has house elves. And cleaning spells.

written;

[hoodwinking]

Flying on a broom? It's like something out of a storybook! You must be quite a wizard.

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

I am rather impressive! You should see me play Quidditch, I'm a brilliant Seeker!

Voice

[breaks_pots]

I caught one on the Hey! Listen! as we were leaving, but it slipped out of my hands and into the water! I didn't know it was yours, Draco! I'm sorry!

Voice

[dragonbadfaith]

...Well, that's a sad waste of good chocolate. But no matter, they didn't cost much. I was going to get more anyway.

[princelycharm]

You're a witch? [Cause you can fly using a broom.]

Is your skin coloured green~!?

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Wizard.

[Honestly, doesn't anyone know the difference??]

And Merlin, no. Why would you even think that?

voice

[forthevillage]

I don't imagine you'll actually ever use that broom for something constructive.

voice

[dragonbadfaith]

It's not that kind of broom. I spent good money on it! If you want something for constructive uses, go find a shop in town.

( written )

[opendoor]

Well this this didn't exactly make for scintillating reading either. Got a broom, you apparently owned a cloud, which. Okay sure. And chocolate frogs. Is that just the name of a kind of chocolate cake or are they actual chocolate-coated frogs?

( written )

[dragonbadfaith]

Nobody told you to read it, if it's so boring. And I don't own a cloud back home, what are you going on about?

Chocolate frogs are chocolate frogs. Neither options you mentioned. They're frogs made of chocolate.