[005 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear magical journal thing that I'm feeling slightly more ambivalent towards as of late even though your pages are continuously filled with useless drivel that I can't be bothered to read,

I recently acquired a broom.

It's not as good as my Nimbus back home, but it'll do.

If anyone on my crew needs me — ha — check the skies.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. I also purchased some chocolate frogs but one of them seems to have gone missing. Do feel free to alert me if you hear any out of place ribbits on board, but really, they've usually only got one decent jump in them so he can't have gone far.

Comments

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

How is that dirty?? I think there must be something wrong with your brain. Cushioning, cushions, it's for comfort, I don't even know how one would take that the wrong way.

...Nor do I know what a superman is, but I'll take your word for it.

written;

[dersite_dj]

do i seriously have to type it out
cushion for the pushin
its shitty sexual innuendo 101
so is the superman thing
do i need to write a manual for you or something

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

[CLUELESS.

About all of that.

Which means that he's got a solid pout going on over here.]

I don't need a bloody manual, thanks much.

written;

[dersite_dj]

oh cool so i can start getting dirtier right
i was worried you wouldnt be able to keep up to speed
i mean i have some auspicious plans for you dude
some serious destiny bullshit
i am the weathered old wizard with the gnarled oak cane
ready to instill some filthy wisdom upon your nubile vibrant and otherwise untainted thinkpan

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

Can we please not speak about weathered old wizards, you'll remind me of my headmaster at school and I don't think that's the image you're going for.

...That being said, I'm not sure that I want any part of this "destiny" you have for me.

written;

[dersite_dj]

if you had any idea what kind of plans i could think up youd be lockin up your journal like the goddamn ark of of the covenant
thered be armed personnel watchin that crate 24/7 as if some pine swillin nazis diggin around for it