[voice]

[bitty_blue_brother]

[With the onset of what seems to be an unusual cold snap, Hubert's betting on people being stuck inside with their journals for company and nothing much else to do besides trying to get warm. So he picks up his own journal to issue a plea for help:]

Does anyone know how to get someone's tongue unstuck from a frozen pole?

[The question is punctuated by incoherently dismayed mumblings in the background. Someone coughAsbelcough got bored enough to get himself into a bit of trouble and now Hubert has to figure out how to get him out of it. And so it goes.]

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[Action]

[curries]

Cah uhn Hahla guh la ahn ah eah!!

[This is so uncool! So stupid! So...embarrassing!! He'd been curious about the frosty designs covering the pole and had decided to get up close and personal to investigate. And he'd heard somewhere you could eat snow and it'd be all right, and well, ice was close enough! Boy, was he wrong about that!]

[It's like the pole just won't let him go! When he tries to struggle or pull away, it HURTS! Dammit, it hurts! So here he is, trying to play this off and not panic or (Gloandi forbid!) start whining and crying but really. He just wants out of here! He will never, ever, EVER try to lick a pole again...]

[Okay, Asbel, stay cool. Stayyy cool.]

[...Cool isn't the problem. It's freezing out here!]

[Voice]

[jadethenecromancer]

You can't. We'll just have to wait until spring.

[Who thought it was a good idea to leave Jade in charge of children?]

voice

[herofacade]

[The entry makes him pause for a moment. Yup, someone was silly enough to probably do that.]

You could try hot chocolate. That could work. Just pour it over the other guy's tongue and Volia. Unstuck.

voice;

[conntego]

[...sadly, this has happened to jaune more than he'd like to admit.]

Hot water. That's really the best thing.

[Voice]

[hands4healing]

Hello, Hubert!

Um, you shouldn't stick any flesh to cold metal, especially wet flesh!

Warm water's the best way to loosen it once it's stuck.

[voice]

[havesomedeath]

You could try cutting it off!

[...that's not even him being sarcastic, that's a genuine suggestion because he wants to be helpful.]