[This is so uncool! So stupid! So...embarrassing!! He'd been curious about the frosty designs covering the pole and had decided to get up close and personal to investigate. And he'd heard somewhere you could eat snow and it'd be all right, and well, ice was close enough! Boy, was he wrong about that!]
[It's like the pole just won't let him go! When he tries to struggle or pull away, it HURTS! Dammit, it hurts! So here he is, trying to play this off and not panic or (Gloandi forbid!) start whining and crying but really. He just wants out of here! He will never, ever, EVER try to lick a pole again...]
[Okay, Asbel, stay cool. Stayyy cool.]
[...Cool isn't the problem. It's freezing out here!]
[Action]
[This is so uncool! So stupid! So...embarrassing!! He'd been curious about the frosty designs covering the pole and had decided to get up close and personal to investigate. And he'd heard somewhere you could eat snow and it'd be all right, and well, ice was close enough! Boy, was he wrong about that!]
[It's like the pole just won't let him go! When he tries to struggle or pull away, it HURTS! Dammit, it hurts! So here he is, trying to play this off and not panic or (Gloandi forbid!) start whining and crying but really. He just wants out of here! He will never, ever, EVER try to lick a pole again...]
[Okay, Asbel, stay cool. Stayyy cool.]
[...Cool isn't the problem. It's freezing out here!]