[voice]

[bitty_blue_brother]

[With the onset of what seems to be an unusual cold snap, Hubert's betting on people being stuck inside with their journals for company and nothing much else to do besides trying to get warm. So he picks up his own journal to issue a plea for help:]

Does anyone know how to get someone's tongue unstuck from a frozen pole?

[The question is punctuated by incoherently dismayed mumblings in the background. Someone coughAsbelcough got bored enough to get himself into a bit of trouble and now Hubert has to figure out how to get him out of it. And so it goes.]

Comments

[voice]

[havesomedeath]

You could try cutting it off!

[...that's not even him being sarcastic, that's a genuine suggestion because he wants to be helpful.]

[voice]

[abundantlove]

Please don't listen to Mr. Henry.

He thinks differently than others do.

Anyway, try running some warm water over it!

[voice]

[havesomedeath]

Huh? What's wrong with my answer? I mean, it is the quickest way!

[voice]

[abundantlove]

It is quick, but I think they wouldn't be able to talk without a tongue...

[voice]

[havesomedeath]

Oh, definitely not, I know that much! I guess that would be sort of a problem. Hm...

...Oh, they could just write down what they wanted to say! Problem solved!

[voice]

[bitty_blue_brother]

[Cutting it off is exactly what Hubert had been hoping to avoid, dammit. But okay, Henry gets a "you tried" star.]

Well, everyone's been saying to use warm water, so I'll try that first. But thanks.

Re: [voice]

[havesomedeath]

I guess that'll work too, probably. But now you have a Plan B!