[002 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear magical journal thing that I'm still not convinced isn't completely evil,

Have been stuck in close quarters with speccy git Potter for far longer than I'm used to — thus far I've managed not to hex him, at least. I suspect the urge won't be kept at bay for much longer.

The sun decided not to rise this morning — totally normal, that. Not worrying at all.

THERE ISN'T A PROPER LOO ON THIS BLOODY SHIP, or shower, or anything else — cleaning charms can only go so far!! My hair is hideous.

In conclusion: not dead yet.

Somehow.

- Draco Malfoy

Comments

[voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

You've got open water all around you, just go off the back of the boat.

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Do you any idea how plebeian that is?

...Though, I have been. There really aren't many other options.

Re: [voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Who gives a damn? Not like anyone here really cares where you do your business, as long as it's off the ship.

[voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

And it's not as though I really care what anyone else really cares about. I just have standards.

voice

[happilyevermore]

[There is so much she could say. Instead, there's a resigned sigh and, in her best Adult Voice.]

All civilized men are capable of restraining such base urges. Beyond civility, we are in far too closed quarters for bloodshed.

voice

[dragonbadfaith]

I didn't say anything about bloodshed, I'm not barbaric.

voice

[happilyevermore]

Or...hexing.

[Which probably involves sacrificing a cat or something]

Surely there is nothing that cannot be best dealt with in words between you.

written

[deadlyribbons]

Hexing one of your crew mates wouldn't seem like the sensible thing to do.

Not that throwing hexes is a good thing in any circumstances, except if you're being attacked. Did someone try to attack you?

[Because then it could be her duty to help that boy.]

written

[dragonbadfaith]

Oh, he'd be fine. I probably shouldn't be the one responsible for severely damaging the Boy Who Lived, I'd be lynched back home.

...But no, I've not been attacked.

written

[deadlyribbons]

The Boy Who Lived?

Ah. That's good. Otherwise I would have suggested looking for another ship.

[yatteyanyo]

As inclined as I am to agree with your resentment, there's nothing to be gained from such whining. We're all in this sordid affair together, so you may as well stop acting like a brat and grow up a little.

[dragonbadfaith]

I'm merely keeping track of things for my own benefit in my journal, it's hardly my fault the evil spirits within have seen fit to spread it around to everyone who has one of these things.

In any case, I don't recall forcing you to read it.

[yatteyanyo]

Even one as antiquated as I has figured out that these journals are a social binding of sorts. It is used for communication with one another, not the catalog of one's private thoughts. Keep a separate document for that.

voice;

[unionjackass]

Of course there's a loo--it's called a chamberpot.

Careful flinging spells about aboard someone else's ship as well--if you hadn't noticed, you're at sea and that vessel is keeping you afloat.

[Hello Draco, it's that odd fellow who said he's over 500 years old. And he's not sure whether he ought to laugh or be embarrassed or both.]

voice;

[dragonbadfaith]

[Clearly both. Both is good.]

...Don't remind me, chamberpots are hideous.

Please, I would hardly "fling them about", I do have some modicum of control. It's not as though I've only been using my wand for a week.

By the way—sorry, but aren't you the bloke who was a ridiculously impossible age?

voice;

[unionjackass]

You'd be well to be careful for your own sake if not for everyone else's on the ship. As far as your hair's concerned though... best of luck.

Ah, but yes... I am that bloke who is a ridiculously impossible age.

Your parents didn't teach you much on the subject of manners did they?

Voice

[bottlearum]

[ There's danger and warning in his voice when he speaks. ]

I'd be careful if I were you, mate. Harmin' another man on ship be against the Code.

Voice [just gonna...slide in here]

[justguidelines]

Aye, that be true enough, Jack.

And you know, o'course, what happens to those as break the Code.

Voice

[dragonbadfaith]

[OH GOODY, his favorite people.]

I didn't say I would harm him. Goodness, everyone is so paranoid about that...

written;

[dersite_dj]

im with you on this one
fuck pirate ships

written;

[dragonbadfaith]

Thank you. Though, the ship itself is alright, it could just stand to be modernized a bit.

written;

[dersite_dj]

i dont think you can upgrade a wooden boat to a cruise liner
might want to just start with the cruise liner

[hero_complexed]

You know I can read this, don't you?

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Actually, I wasn't sure you could read at

Oh, it's not even worth it. Would you tell all these nutters that I'm HIGHLY unlikely to do anything that would actually manage to damage you, Merlin knows I've not managed to in four years. They're threatening to shoot me and have me hanged and all sorts of horrible things!!

[written]

[hero_complexed]

Sounds like good incentive to avoid hexing me then, doesn't it?

[ But no, he'll totally intervene. ]