[002 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear magical journal thing that I'm still not convinced isn't completely evil,

Have been stuck in close quarters with speccy git Potter for far longer than I'm used to — thus far I've managed not to hex him, at least. I suspect the urge won't be kept at bay for much longer.

The sun decided not to rise this morning — totally normal, that. Not worrying at all.

THERE ISN'T A PROPER LOO ON THIS BLOODY SHIP, or shower, or anything else — cleaning charms can only go so far!! My hair is hideous.

In conclusion: not dead yet.

Somehow.

- Draco Malfoy

Comments

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Actually, I wasn't sure you could read at

Oh, it's not even worth it. Would you tell all these nutters that I'm HIGHLY unlikely to do anything that would actually manage to damage you, Merlin knows I've not managed to in four years. They're threatening to shoot me and have me hanged and all sorts of horrible things!!

[written]

[hero_complexed]

Sounds like good incentive to avoid hexing me then, doesn't it?

[ But no, he'll totally intervene. ]

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

You would've looked so terribly interesting with blue hair, too.

[written]

[hero_complexed]

Too bad, now you'll never know.

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

More's the pity.