[002 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear magical journal thing that I'm still not convinced isn't completely evil,

Have been stuck in close quarters with speccy git Potter for far longer than I'm used to — thus far I've managed not to hex him, at least. I suspect the urge won't be kept at bay for much longer.

The sun decided not to rise this morning — totally normal, that. Not worrying at all.

THERE ISN'T A PROPER LOO ON THIS BLOODY SHIP, or shower, or anything else — cleaning charms can only go so far!! My hair is hideous.

In conclusion: not dead yet.

Somehow.

- Draco Malfoy

Comments

[yatteyanyo]

Even one as antiquated as I has figured out that these journals are a social binding of sorts. It is used for communication with one another, not the catalog of one's private thoughts. Keep a separate document for that.

[dragonbadfaith]

I'd really rather not, it's much more convenient doing everything in one place.

[yatteyanyo]

... So you would continue doing so out of spite, then. How juvenile.

[dragonbadfaith]

Perhaps. But I need something to amuse myself.

[yatteyanyo]

Then find a hobby.

[dragonbadfaith]

Writing in this journal is a hobby.

[yatteyanyo]

Writing in a journal is a hobby. All you're being right now is an obnoxious brat.

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes, yes, so you've said, though I really fail to see how my innocently writing in this is such a problem for you.

[yatteyanyo]

-Because her scroll wheel is broken.- Because it reflects badly on the ship and its crew.

[dragonbadfaith]

Oh, are you on my crew?

[...Yeah, he's just being a dick now. >.>]

[yatteyanyo]

... It's not your crew. It's Captain Sparrow's. -Even if he was an idiot.-

[dragonbadfaith]

Well, our crew then, goodness. We're all a part of it.

I didn't recognize the handwriting.

[yatteyanyo]

We were never properly introduced. And now I question if that's even a good idea. You seem awfully knavish.

[dragonbadfaith]

Knavish, that's a new one.

Come on, I was just bored and taking the piss.

[yatteyanyo]

What does that phrase even mean? It sounds vulgar.

[dragonbadfaith]

...Means I was just messing around.

[yatteyanyo]

Ah, so vulgar and stupid.

[dragonbadfaith]

Slang usually is.

[yatteyanyo]

Then why use it?

[dragonbadfaith]

Because I enjoy it?

[yatteyanyo]

Were you born in a barn or something?

[dragonbadfaith]

Please, hardly. I was born at the family manor in Wiltshire with the help of the finest midwives in all of England.

[yatteyanyo]

Then attempt to act like it.

[dragonbadfaith]

You've yet to give me a reason to.

[yatteyanyo]

You're embarrassing yourself. That's a reason.