[Written]

[dersite_dj]

alright so i guess i should get started on this whole shitty pirate adventure
just wandering around aimlessly and writing sweet rhymes is gonna cover my necessary quota of entertaining shit to do
but its not gonna get me back in magic video game land where i kind of need to be right now
anyway time to make myself not sound at all as shitty a guy as i am

name / dave strider
occupation / knight of time
hobbies / no

ok nevermind
look i have time powers a legendary shitty stupid sword and im pretty sick with the beats
i have never sailed on a boat and after this i plan on never doing it again
alright peace

Comments

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

[No idea what 'sick with the beats' could mean. Does he get ill when someone bludgeons him?]

What sort of rhymes are you capable of? [At least she can tell that rhymes must mean poems, right?]

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

if you cant tell from the god awful way i type then i dont think it bears explanation
short story
you probably wouldnt like it much

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

Those who try to predict me find themselves looking quite the fool.

Give me your best.

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

you want me to jot verses on the fly
dont think i can impress
any dude lackin taste like captain bly
anythin i write in text
is just gonna be denied
since its not that shitty slam poetry
youll think ive got a disability
look at me like a poet
and youll be real disappointed

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

Despite the incorrect usage of 'real', you'll have to color me disappointed, as you so put it.

Do you have a crew yet?

written; fuck yes dave

[unionjackass]

I wish you the best of luck dangerously tampering with the fabric of time and ... rapping.
And they're ships, not boats.

written;

[dersite_dj]

well not really tampering
no fuck it not explaining
anyway i dont care about the difference between boats and ships
i mostly want nothing to do with either

[written]

[delugional]

[The kid has a reasonable attitude problem right now because they all knew the frustration of being taken from home.]

If you've never sailed before, how do you know you won't come to enjoy it?

[written]

[dersite_dj]

ive never looked at figure skating and thought
maybe its for me
like you know youd hate something even before trying it out
some things dont need to be experienced for you to deem them fucking stupid

[notsokillerwhale]

Time powers?

[ WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE ASKED ABOUT THIS?? ]

[dersite_dj]

yeah
time powers
i can make your watch operate at exactly the same speed for you while it goes for fuckin amazing loops to me

[notsokillerwhale]

[ He has to think about that one a minute. ]

...are you just turning the dial?

[dersite_dj]

essentially yeah
im the douche with his cudgel like fingers on the gears

written

[bydesign]

Time powers, huh? That's cool.

written

[dersite_dj]

yeah if youre patient and good with them
ive heard as a general consensus that im awful at it apparently

written

[bydesign]

It seems really difficult, so I don't blame you.

written

[dersite_dj]

dont think you can say that till you try it
who knows maybe youd be really baller rockin my timetables
run one dainty finger on the needle and suddenly a fuckin symphony of time loops springs up
then the ol chump of time turns in his blisteringly eye blinding medallion

written

[brbvirmire]

"Magic video game land"?

[You'd think someone would have said something about that already.]

written

[dersite_dj]

yeah its even shittier than it sounds

[celebrity_commentator]

Wait, you came here from a video game? Is that what you're saying?

[dersite_dj]

sort of
i mean i was in one
then i was in a brand new universe
i cant explain it and i really dont want to

[celebrity_commentator]

That sounds really cool.

But also really weird.

[dersite_dj]

hear hear
its pretty stupid dont even sugar coat it

Voice

[exceptionallybright]

Does Knight of Time suggest mastery over time or responsibility to it? As a Knight of Justice I can only really relate to the latter.

written

[dersite_dj]

mastery implies the opposite of ineptitude
i dunno
i guess im responsible too sort of