[Written]

[dersite_dj]

alright so i guess i should get started on this whole shitty pirate adventure
just wandering around aimlessly and writing sweet rhymes is gonna cover my necessary quota of entertaining shit to do
but its not gonna get me back in magic video game land where i kind of need to be right now
anyway time to make myself not sound at all as shitty a guy as i am

name / dave strider
occupation / knight of time
hobbies / no

ok nevermind
look i have time powers a legendary shitty stupid sword and im pretty sick with the beats
i have never sailed on a boat and after this i plan on never doing it again
alright peace

Comments

written

[dersite_dj]

i couldnt keep a gogdamn secret even i wanted to
usually i could do a whole lot with time travel but it seems sort of limited here
i can slow it down stop it accelerate it for just myself and go back in time
but not really
it looks like i can only go back to when i came here
and even then its not like i overwrite the timeline or anything
you know that shitty back to the future movie where changing things just changes the universe entirely
when i time travel it creates alternate universes where different shit happens
that is if i change events
i can create stable time loops that dont fuck with this universe
but that needs a lot of faith on my part

written

[bydesign]

That sounds complicated... To keep a stable time loop sounds like it takes a lot of attention to detail? Maybe?

written

[dersite_dj]

pretty much yeah
i guess i did pretty solid back in my session
minimal dead universes in the dead universe pile
but i guess its a lot more goin with the flow
if you scratch your head at the details too much you could get tripped up
though i guess it might just come to me because im a time player
which is shit rose might say

written

[bydesign]

With multiple universes, is it difficult to think of all of them as real?

written

[dersite_dj]

nope
youre talking to me in the alpha universe
you can tell because youre not dead
basically notdead is real as fuck
other time copies of yourself arent real in this universe
real in their universes yeah
look i know that shit doesnt make sense

written

[bydesign]

It's a bit difficult, but I think I get it. I've experienced a lot of different timelines, myself, and died in a lot of them.

written

[dersite_dj]

dont i know that
does that shit bleed over into your mind
cause it sorta bleeds into mine
like some shitty dead dave wrote me a note about how godawful his undead life was
and i picked it up in a dream and just had a split second feeling of remorse
then tucked it away because im the real dave and ive already got a ton of things to deal with already

written

[bydesign]

Even though I wasn't in control of them, they still were centered around myself, and now I've got the full memories from each of them.

What's done is done, even when it comes to time travel, in a way. So it's best to keep your mind on the present. (I think.)

written

[dersite_dj]

yeah sounds about right
sucks though doesnt it
remembering you die a bunch
well thats how mine went
still some of that isnt entirely time travel
not that it matters hahah who seriously gives a shit about the how or why
so when are we gonna do burgers again