[Written]

[dersite_dj]

alright so i guess i should get started on this whole shitty pirate adventure
just wandering around aimlessly and writing sweet rhymes is gonna cover my necessary quota of entertaining shit to do
but its not gonna get me back in magic video game land where i kind of need to be right now
anyway time to make myself not sound at all as shitty a guy as i am

name / dave strider
occupation / knight of time
hobbies / no

ok nevermind
look i have time powers a legendary shitty stupid sword and im pretty sick with the beats
i have never sailed on a boat and after this i plan on never doing it again
alright peace

Comments

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

i guess being disappointed ahead of time works too
ok but well
i dunno i guess i should ask how serious you guys are
i mean i sound cagey and stupid but i kind of want out of this place for real

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

We aren't quite that serious about searching for this shard, but if you wish to collect it, we could assist you.

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

i guess thats cool
so hows your crew shaping up
dealin with the shitty pirate lifestyle so far

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

We are dealing, yes. It's not too difficult, once one is out at sea long enough.

Having doubts, Mister Strider?

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

dude you have no idea the shit ive gone through
weird nonsensical bullshit is woven into the goddamn tapestry of my miserable soul

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

Good, then you're quite ready for us!

[Written]

[dersite_dj]

constantly ready
always sitting under the bleachers rarin to go to make the game winning play
so which ship is yours

[Written]

[redcinemareel]

It's called The Golden Rapier. Do let us know when you're coming so we can expect your arrival.