[Written]

[dersite_dj]

alright so i guess i should get started on this whole shitty pirate adventure
just wandering around aimlessly and writing sweet rhymes is gonna cover my necessary quota of entertaining shit to do
but its not gonna get me back in magic video game land where i kind of need to be right now
anyway time to make myself not sound at all as shitty a guy as i am

name / dave strider
occupation / knight of time
hobbies / no

ok nevermind
look i have time powers a legendary shitty stupid sword and im pretty sick with the beats
i have never sailed on a boat and after this i plan on never doing it again
alright peace

Comments

written; fuck yes dave

[unionjackass]

I wish you the best of luck dangerously tampering with the fabric of time and ... rapping.
And they're ships, not boats.

written;

[dersite_dj]

well not really tampering
no fuck it not explaining
anyway i dont care about the difference between boats and ships
i mostly want nothing to do with either