[Written]

[dersite_dj]

alright so i guess i should get started on this whole shitty pirate adventure
just wandering around aimlessly and writing sweet rhymes is gonna cover my necessary quota of entertaining shit to do
but its not gonna get me back in magic video game land where i kind of need to be right now
anyway time to make myself not sound at all as shitty a guy as i am

name / dave strider
occupation / knight of time
hobbies / no

ok nevermind
look i have time powers a legendary shitty stupid sword and im pretty sick with the beats
i have never sailed on a boat and after this i plan on never doing it again
alright peace

Comments

[celebrity_commentator]

That sounds really cool.

But also really weird.

[dersite_dj]

hear hear
its pretty stupid dont even sugar coat it

[celebrity_commentator]

I don't think it's stupid. I've never been in a video game before.

Or, well, there was that one time...