costume change 1 ❧ voice

[managedthat]

[there is absolutely no warning before a high-pitched, distressed, loud voice emerges from the journal.]

WHO. DID. THIS.

[well, she figured out the voice function... there is an aggressive sigh, then a groan that is dragged out as long as her lungs and throat permit.]

This is NOT Fiji! This is not Monaco, or Bermuda, or Dubai, or even TOKYO! I know well enough that WHATEVER THIS IS ISN'T HOME OR A VACATION SPOT AND WHOEVER BROUGHT ME HERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION WILL BE SENT ON A HOUSHAKUJI SHIP TO ANTARCTICA AND LEFT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM THE SUN ENTERING THROUGH THE ENORMOUS HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER AND RABID PENGUINS!!!!!!

[there's another groan, and you can practically hear her pulling out her hair. yelling isn't going to help her-- screaming into a book isn't the same as tearing into a real person.]

Though, whoever helps me get home will be handsomely rewarded with as much money as they can carry to wherever they want. And I'll be grateful too! Don't think that I'm some unappreciative wretch. The sooner I get back to my room in Japan, the sooner everyone will be happy. I don't like that I've been KIDNAPPED! It's all fine and well in fiction but HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?! I'm ready to leave, no doubt about it! I saw a guy stab another guy. The first guy peed on him, so I mean it was a little deserved but I SHOULDN'T SEE ANYONE GET STABBED OR PEED ON OR SPIT LIKE FIFTEEN FEET!!! DOES NO ONE HERE KNOW MANNERS?!?!?!

[there's a soft sob, followed by squelch (possibly underfoot), then a shriek and rapid-fire swearing in japanese.]

Oh. My god. I do not know what I stepped in, but it was something AWFUL!!!! MY SHOE IS RUINED... This is terrible! Is this the commoner life? I can't handle this. Who has a private jet I can borrow? It's Renge Houshakuji. My family will pay yours back double, I promise!

Comments

[Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Man, you must be used to some prime vacation spots. I can practically smell the money through this paper.

[Voice]

[originaldragoon]

Oh for Soa's sake, stop screeching and acting like a spoiled child! You are not the only one stuck here and having a temper-tantrum is not going to help you! In fact, everyone you speak with through these journals are stuck here as well.

As far as anyone knows there is not a convenient way to get back home, so you might as well get used to your situation.

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[arcadiasailor]

[The journal is trying to render him deaf, must be the next wave. He hopes she's not Maribelle Jr. tossing words like commoner around.]

You'll make a fine sailor Miss, you seem to already be able to curse like one.
[He understood all of that.]

Plenty of people around here would like have it out with Jones. [Attacked by rabid penguins and an antarctic sunburn is a new creative way though, he's writing that one down.]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

GOD DAMN IT WOMAN! DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF VOLUME!

STOP SCREAMING AND BURSTING EVERY EARDRUM CONNECTED TO THE NETWORK! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN SHOES!

[Because you know you, hypocritical yelling get.]

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[feetarestrange]

I think you have more important things to worry about than your shoes.

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[melodyssong]

Could you be any louder? I think I could hear it all the way on the ship without the journal being open.

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[watchesthesea]

Miss, can you please calm down for a moment.

[She can understand the melodramatics but really?]

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[hostclubshadowking]

[...That voice.

It's...

Well, it's not a relief. Anyone else from home being here isn't a relief. Not in the slightest. But it's familiar. And, some days, that's all he needs.]

Renge.

[He keeps his voice as calm as possible. As if this were nothing out of the ordinary. But, well, Renge is part of the club, even if she forced her way in. That makes her part of the family.

...He's starting to sound like Tamaki. Damn it.]

Renge, where are you? Still at Isla Empieza?

{Voice}

[mephistophilus]

Do calm yourself, my lady. Manners are severely lacking, I admit, but you are relatively safe if you can secure yourself a boarding on a ship.

[Voice]

[haruhi_fujioka]

Renge? [She is a little late to the party, but...wow. That's definitely their lady Manager!] Are you on Isla Empieza? Has Kyouya contacted you?

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[instaboobs]

[Holy shit.]

Are you done, or were ya plannin' on complainin' for another two hours?! If you've got a problem with stabbin's or peein', then keep yer eyes closed!

[song_princess]

My lady, please control the volume of your voice. There are some with sensitive ears.