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piratejournal2014-07-10 12:19 pm
managedthat) wrote in piratejournal2014-07-10 12:19 pm
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costume change 1 ❧ voice
[there is absolutely no warning before a high-pitched, distressed, loud voice emerges from the journal.]
WHO. DID. THIS.
[well, she figured out the voice function... there is an aggressive sigh, then a groan that is dragged out as long as her lungs and throat permit.]
This is NOT Fiji! This is not Monaco, or Bermuda, or Dubai, or even TOKYO! I know well enough that WHATEVER THIS IS ISN'T HOME OR A VACATION SPOT AND WHOEVER BROUGHT ME HERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION WILL BE SENT ON A HOUSHAKUJI SHIP TO ANTARCTICA AND LEFT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM THE SUN ENTERING THROUGH THE ENORMOUS HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER AND RABID PENGUINS!!!!!!
[there's another groan, and you can practically hear her pulling out her hair. yelling isn't going to help her-- screaming into a book isn't the same as tearing into a real person.]
Though, whoever helps me get home will be handsomely rewarded with as much money as they can carry to wherever they want. And I'll be grateful too! Don't think that I'm some unappreciative wretch. The sooner I get back to my room in Japan, the sooner everyone will be happy. I don't like that I've been KIDNAPPED! It's all fine and well in fiction but HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?! I'm ready to leave, no doubt about it! I saw a guy stab another guy. The first guy peed on him, so I mean it was a little deserved but I SHOULDN'T SEE ANYONE GET STABBED OR PEED ON OR SPIT LIKE FIFTEEN FEET!!! DOES NO ONE HERE KNOW MANNERS?!?!?!
[there's a soft sob, followed by squelch (possibly underfoot), then a shriek and rapid-fire swearing in japanese.]
Oh. My god. I do not know what I stepped in, but it was something AWFUL!!!! MY SHOE IS RUINED... This is terrible! Is this the commoner life? I can't handle this. Who has a private jet I can borrow? It's Renge Houshakuji. My family will pay yours back double, I promise!
WHO. DID. THIS.
[well, she figured out the voice function... there is an aggressive sigh, then a groan that is dragged out as long as her lungs and throat permit.]
This is NOT Fiji! This is not Monaco, or Bermuda, or Dubai, or even TOKYO! I know well enough that WHATEVER THIS IS ISN'T HOME OR A VACATION SPOT AND WHOEVER BROUGHT ME HERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION WILL BE SENT ON A HOUSHAKUJI SHIP TO ANTARCTICA AND LEFT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM THE SUN ENTERING THROUGH THE ENORMOUS HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER AND RABID PENGUINS!!!!!!
[there's another groan, and you can practically hear her pulling out her hair. yelling isn't going to help her-- screaming into a book isn't the same as tearing into a real person.]
Though, whoever helps me get home will be handsomely rewarded with as much money as they can carry to wherever they want. And I'll be grateful too! Don't think that I'm some unappreciative wretch. The sooner I get back to my room in Japan, the sooner everyone will be happy. I don't like that I've been KIDNAPPED! It's all fine and well in fiction but HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?! I'm ready to leave, no doubt about it! I saw a guy stab another guy. The first guy peed on him, so I mean it was a little deserved but I SHOULDN'T SEE ANYONE GET STABBED OR PEED ON OR SPIT LIKE FIFTEEN FEET!!! DOES NO ONE HERE KNOW MANNERS?!?!?!
[there's a soft sob, followed by squelch (possibly underfoot), then a shriek and rapid-fire swearing in japanese.]
Oh. My god. I do not know what I stepped in, but it was something AWFUL!!!! MY SHOE IS RUINED... This is terrible! Is this the commoner life? I can't handle this. Who has a private jet I can borrow? It's Renge Houshakuji. My family will pay yours back double, I promise!
[Voice]
A good someone. The first one is Black Cage Hina, one of my best friends in the marines in my world. The other is Maribelle, one of my best friends in this world.
If you like tea and parasols, you'd probably get along well with Maribelle.
[Voice]
A SHIPPER!! Have you ever seen two people that are just so perfect for one another, that you immediately thought "they should kiss a lot and/or they should hold hands while being surround by rose petals or fire, depending on the pair and/or they should totally have the most brutal, kinky sex possible and goddamn it, I would probably pay to watch it"? And have they been fictional people, probably? Because it's kind of weird to ship real people unless they're your friends because it makes them both consider banging the other person in question and then kind of uncomfortable... Anyway, if you've answered yes to any of my questions, then CONGRATULATIONS!!! You're a shipper! Because you would totally love to see them in a relationSHIP-- you see how that works-- and you can feel the shipping love in your heart of hearts!!! Anyone can be a shipper, and anyone can learn how to be a pro shipper, but I am the shipping queen!!!!! I can make any ship work, and make it work perfectly.
Anyway, good someones! I LOVE hearing about good someones! And pink haired best friends?! Kawaii as hell. I love it!!!
Tea and parasols? Hmm. Maybe! I'm more about the cosplay and coffee life, but I guess her interests and mine could really easily overlap. And where is this Maribelle?