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Renge Houshakouji ([personal profile] managedthat) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-07-10 12:19 pm

costume change 1 ❧ voice

[there is absolutely no warning before a high-pitched, distressed, loud voice emerges from the journal.]

WHO. DID. THIS.

[well, she figured out the voice function... there is an aggressive sigh, then a groan that is dragged out as long as her lungs and throat permit.]

This is NOT Fiji! This is not Monaco, or Bermuda, or Dubai, or even TOKYO! I know well enough that WHATEVER THIS IS ISN'T HOME OR A VACATION SPOT AND WHOEVER BROUGHT ME HERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION WILL BE SENT ON A HOUSHAKUJI SHIP TO ANTARCTICA AND LEFT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM THE SUN ENTERING THROUGH THE ENORMOUS HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER AND RABID PENGUINS!!!!!!

[there's another groan, and you can practically hear her pulling out her hair. yelling isn't going to help her-- screaming into a book isn't the same as tearing into a real person.]

Though, whoever helps me get home will be handsomely rewarded with as much money as they can carry to wherever they want. And I'll be grateful too! Don't think that I'm some unappreciative wretch. The sooner I get back to my room in Japan, the sooner everyone will be happy. I don't like that I've been KIDNAPPED! It's all fine and well in fiction but HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?! I'm ready to leave, no doubt about it! I saw a guy stab another guy. The first guy peed on him, so I mean it was a little deserved but I SHOULDN'T SEE ANYONE GET STABBED OR PEED ON OR SPIT LIKE FIFTEEN FEET!!! DOES NO ONE HERE KNOW MANNERS?!?!?!

[there's a soft sob, followed by squelch (possibly underfoot), then a shriek and rapid-fire swearing in japanese.]

Oh. My god. I do not know what I stepped in, but it was something AWFUL!!!! MY SHOE IS RUINED... This is terrible! Is this the commoner life? I can't handle this. Who has a private jet I can borrow? It's Renge Houshakuji. My family will pay yours back double, I promise!
justicereigns: (If I have to)

Re: [Voice] 2/2

[personal profile] justicereigns 2014-07-11 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[When he finally gets himself back together though...]

No one listening has the capacity to send you home or they'd send themselves home.
justicereigns: (If I have to)

Re: [Voice]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2014-07-11 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[GOD DAMN HE IS JUST GOING TO PLUG HIS EARS FOR A BIT.]

[Sitting cross-legged.]

[Did she come up for air yet?]

[HOW ABOUT NOW?]


Are you done yet?

We've been kidnapped by a supernatural being or devil figure known as Davy Jones who wants pirates from other worlds to find pieces of some jewel. No amount of money will satisfy him because he wouldn't do anything with it. Protesting doesn't do anything except probably annoy him and his helpers.

How old are you anyway?
justicereigns: (stoic)

[Voice]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2014-07-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, no. They've taken quite a few children here.
justicereigns: (Urk)

[Voice]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2014-07-11 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
No. No human sacrifices.

I don't know what kind of skills you have or why you'd get chosen. Maybe it's random, or coincidence, or something to do with anchors or cohesion. Stop panicking for a second and maybe you'll be able to find people you know here?

You don't have pink hair, do you?
justicereigns: (grumpy listening)

[Voice]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2014-07-12 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
It's not money. Like I said, Davy Jones doesn't need it.

It might count. You just reminded me of someone is all.
justicereigns: (Hina grin)

[Voice]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2014-07-12 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
A shipper?

A good someone. The first one is Black Cage Hina, one of my best friends in the marines in my world. The other is Maribelle, one of my best friends in this world.

If you like tea and parasols, you'd probably get along well with Maribelle.