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[there is absolutely no warning before a high-pitched, distressed, loud voice emerges from the journal.]

WHO. DID. THIS.

[well, she figured out the voice function... there is an aggressive sigh, then a groan that is dragged out as long as her lungs and throat permit.]

This is NOT Fiji! This is not Monaco, or Bermuda, or Dubai, or even TOKYO! I know well enough that WHATEVER THIS IS ISN'T HOME OR A VACATION SPOT AND WHOEVER BROUGHT ME HERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION WILL BE SENT ON A HOUSHAKUJI SHIP TO ANTARCTICA AND LEFT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM THE SUN ENTERING THROUGH THE ENORMOUS HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER AND RABID PENGUINS!!!!!!

[there's another groan, and you can practically hear her pulling out her hair. yelling isn't going to help her-- screaming into a book isn't the same as tearing into a real person.]

Though, whoever helps me get home will be handsomely rewarded with as much money as they can carry to wherever they want. And I'll be grateful too! Don't think that I'm some unappreciative wretch. The sooner I get back to my room in Japan, the sooner everyone will be happy. I don't like that I've been KIDNAPPED! It's all fine and well in fiction but HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?! I'm ready to leave, no doubt about it! I saw a guy stab another guy. The first guy peed on him, so I mean it was a little deserved but I SHOULDN'T SEE ANYONE GET STABBED OR PEED ON OR SPIT LIKE FIFTEEN FEET!!! DOES NO ONE HERE KNOW MANNERS?!?!?!

[there's a soft sob, followed by squelch (possibly underfoot), then a shriek and rapid-fire swearing in japanese.]

Oh. My god. I do not know what I stepped in, but it was something AWFUL!!!! MY SHOE IS RUINED... This is terrible! Is this the commoner life? I can't handle this. Who has a private jet I can borrow? It's Renge Houshakuji. My family will pay yours back double, I promise!

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[When he finally gets himself back together though...]

No one listening has the capacity to send you home or they'd send themselves home.

There are OTHER people in this situation? WHY. Why... I don't understand any of this, why I'm here, what anyone wants from me-- if it's money, they could have just worked for my family!!! I just want to go home NOW, and clean my self off and pretend today didn't happen. Because this has been very stressful, and I don't want to be here any longer. I had a meeting today at four regarding an event my friends were hosting, and then after that we were going to go to dinner, and after that I was going to be rich and comfy and not worried about where I was going to sleep or if I was going to eat or if I'd EVER SEE MY PARENTS AGAIN!!!!!

[her stress has many forms. we're going through all of them.]

[GOD DAMN HE IS JUST GOING TO PLUG HIS EARS FOR A BIT.]

[Sitting cross-legged.]

[Did she come up for air yet?]

[HOW ABOUT NOW?]

Are you done yet?

We've been kidnapped by a supernatural being or devil figure known as Davy Jones who wants pirates from other worlds to find pieces of some jewel. No amount of money will satisfy him because he wouldn't do anything with it. Protesting doesn't do anything except probably annoy him and his helpers.

How old are you anyway?

[why is everyone so mean here?! EVERYONE should be bending over backwards to get her home. sighing, she tucks all that information away, and whimpers. this doesn't sound like fun at all. and who doesn't take money? crazy devil jonesy over here, that's who.]

I just turned 16! Will they send me home if I'm underage?

[a girl can dream...]

Sadly, no. They've taken quite a few children here.

What?!?!?!?! WHY?! I don't want to be used as a sacrifice! Is that what they do with children?! I wasn't too into pirate anime, or. Anything like that, but I mean, I've heard stories!!!

No. No human sacrifices.

I don't know what kind of skills you have or why you'd get chosen. Maybe it's random, or coincidence, or something to do with anchors or cohesion. Stop panicking for a second and maybe you'll be able to find people you know here?

You don't have pink hair, do you?

Oh! Okay, good. That's great! I'm happy to hear that I am safe from weird rituals!!

I have loads of skills, but I don't think anyone would kidnap me for them. I'd think it's for money, ransom sort of stuff. My parents would pay anything to get me back. I mean, I hope they would! If not them, then my friends!! They'd get me out of any bad bind when it came down to it!!

Pink hair? I wish!! I LOVE pink. But no. I have blonde hair, but a pink hairbow! Does that count?

It's not money. Like I said, Davy Jones doesn't need it.

It might count. You just reminded me of someone is all.

I know you said that. I just can't think of any reason why he'd want me. Unless he's a shipper. Than he absolutely picked the right girl!!!

Oh. Is it a good someone? Or a sad someone?

A shipper?

A good someone. The first one is Black Cage Hina, one of my best friends in the marines in my world. The other is Maribelle, one of my best friends in this world.

If you like tea and parasols, you'd probably get along well with Maribelle.

[no. NO. oh god no. no run. because he's done it he's started it all he's asked about shipping oh god n--]

A SHIPPER!! Have you ever seen two people that are just so perfect for one another, that you immediately thought "they should kiss a lot and/or they should hold hands while being surround by rose petals or fire, depending on the pair and/or they should totally have the most brutal, kinky sex possible and goddamn it, I would probably pay to watch it"? And have they been fictional people, probably? Because it's kind of weird to ship real people unless they're your friends because it makes them both consider banging the other person in question and then kind of uncomfortable... Anyway, if you've answered yes to any of my questions, then CONGRATULATIONS!!! You're a shipper! Because you would totally love to see them in a relationSHIP-- you see how that works-- and you can feel the shipping love in your heart of hearts!!! Anyone can be a shipper, and anyone can learn how to be a pro shipper, but I am the shipping queen!!!!! I can make any ship work, and make it work perfectly.

Anyway, good someones! I LOVE hearing about good someones! And pink haired best friends?! Kawaii as hell. I love it!!!

Tea and parasols? Hmm. Maybe! I'm more about the cosplay and coffee life, but I guess her interests and mine could really easily overlap. And where is this Maribelle?

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