Some asshole with a bike / Written & voiceover

[justicereigns]

This is Kuzan. Better known as Aokiji to pirates in our world, because like most logia users, he has a signature fighting style that is based on his attacks.

Don't let the almost awesome afro hair fool you, however, he's as torpid as they come.

You see this fearsome would-be marine has a ten-speed bike he rides around over the ocean like the worst kind of MC loser there ever was. That's right. A ten speed bike. What the hell does it use ten speeds for? The only one he ever uses is a slow cruise that is like watching ice cubes thaw! It's not even a motorcycle! That's how useless it is.

He's got the gloves and boots like a real rider, but on a bicycle, he might as well just have the gear to deal with the cold.

So uncool.

He does make a mean ice cream though. So you know, if you're anywhere near the Friend Ship or Justice Penguin, get some. Unless you're a pirate. Then you're even more of a loser than him.

[Yup. That's it. This is a public service message brought to you by: Smoker, the worst friend ever. Carry on.]

Comments

[allendsmeat]

It's poop. [DON]

[justicereigns]

No.

It's nothing disgusting.

[allendsmeat]

Yeah poop is pretty gross. But sometimes it can be interesting. There are some beetles that just live to roll poop and I think they lay their eggs in them. I wonder why people don't come out as eggs. [that would be kind of cool to be hatched.]

[justicereigns]

Because mammals require greater gestation periods and extra protection than an eggshell can provide.

Anyway it's not poop.

[allendsmeat]

Digestion? [eh? What? Well it made sense since babies were in bellies right?]

Is it a cigar?

[justicereigns]

Close enough.

Yeah, it's a cigar. I guess that makes it your turn, huh?

[allendsmeat]

[it didn't make a lot of sense but it was a mystery so]

Okay! I've got one.

[and then cuz he's just wondering]

Does Smokey have a lot of babies?

[justicereigns]

What?

No? I don't have any babies.

[allendsmeat]

Oi you've gotta guess. [they were playing a game and it's his turn. But on the topic]

Me either.

[justicereigns]

Men don't have eggs, even inside of them.

Is it meat?

[allendsmeat]

I know that. [he's not dumb, you know.] Wait, even okama? And no.

[justicereigns]

Maybe some okama, I'm not sure. Okama usually switch sides because of hormones right? So I guess okama who used to have eggs still might.

Is it yellow?

[allendsmeat]

I dunno. I haven't seen okama eggs. {why are you asking him?]

[justicereigns]

Me neither.

Is the thing you were thinking of yellow or did you forget it already?

[allendsmeat]

Oh yeah! Yes. [nod]

[justicereigns]

Yes, you forgot, yes it's yellow, or both?

[allendsmeat]

It's yellow and looks like a hat.

[justicereigns]

Is it your straw what?

[allendsmeat]

Shock! You're good.

1/2

[justicereigns]

Yeah, I thought it was that at first, but since we were discussing meat, I figured I better check.

2/2

[justicereigns]

Of course that means this game might be too easy since we both think of obvious things.

[allendsmeat]

Yeah maybe. Okay! [fistpalm] I'll think of something not obvious!

[justicereigns]

Not a flag?

[allendsmeat]

Nope.

[justicereigns]

Is it bigger than a loaf of bread?