piratejournal | Some asshole with a bike / Written & voiceover

This is Kuzan. Better known as Aokiji to pirates in our world, because like most logia users, he has a signature fighting style that is based on his attacks.

Don't let the almost awesome afro hair fool you, however, he's as torpid as they come.

You see this fearsome would-be marine has a ten-speed bike he rides around over the ocean like the worst kind of MC loser there ever was. That's right. A ten speed bike. What the hell does it use ten speeds for? The only one he ever uses is a slow cruise that is like watching ice cubes thaw! It's not even a motorcycle! That's how useless it is.

He's got the gloves and boots like a real rider, but on a bicycle, he might as well just have the gear to deal with the cold.

So uncool.

He does make a mean ice cream though. So you know, if you're anywhere near the Friend Ship or Justice Penguin, get some. Unless you're a pirate. Then you're even more of a loser than him.

[Yup. That's it. This is a public service message brought to you by: Smoker, the worst friend ever. Carry on.]

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Nope.

Is it bigger than a loaf of bread?

hmmmm. I dunno. [cuz there might be giant bread and he's definitely not as big as that]

Bigger than your chef's work table?

Yes! Unless he scrunched up I guess.

Is it a physical thing? Not like an emotion like love, or anger, or justice or peace?

[thinks. Grins] Both.

[Both?]

One Piece.

hahahaha no way! Opposite! But kinda similar, I guess.

[Opposite?]

Nothingness?

Sometimes! Kinda... Not nothing but you can wave your hand through him.

What?

I'm not the opposite of One Piece.

Yeah you are. I don't wanna get you, I wanna get that, but you wanna get me. So it's opposite!

No.

Besides, I'm more the opposite of your jolly roger.

It's too insulting to think of myself as the opposite of One Piece.

I guess that's right. [since now that he thinks about it] You don't wear a hat.

Yeah, I don't like hats. It used to piss off my superiors in the academy, but that's just more reason to hate them.

[laughs] Smoker doesn't like anyone telling him what to do,huh?

[Grins in spite of himself.]

Yeah, that's right.

When I wanted to leave Loguetown, everyone was upset because I was ordered there as a punishment, but I told them to tell the uppers not to tell me what to do.

[Hahah. Fuck those guys.]