voice

[allendsmeat]

[everyone is safe where they should be and they are on their way to Candy Mountain. Luffy is content and when a strange package from Ace via the Margie woman arrived, he was alone on deck and opened it to see what it was. It looked to be weird bottles with tiny writing that said Dr. Dan's Fizzy SugarJolt and other words that were too small to read but it didn't matter so he drank one

and then fifteen more.

And now he is sitting on his special seat on the Million Merrily, seemingly still but anyone with a keen sense can see his vibrating softly. Anyone with haki can tell that contained with in him is the combined efforts of sixteen energy drinks swirling in the pit of his stomach and ready to be unleashed upon the world--

Over the journal, though, his voice is calm, almost preternaturally so. The kind of stillness you get before the storm]

I understand it now. I understand everything.

Thank you, Ace...



[ooc: action for Straw Hat Host Club Alliance or Spades. Feel free to run into him crashing around your ship, raiding your food or causing general mayhem]

Comments

Audio;

[hiken]

[Ace was soaking his feet in one of Nami's pools, staring at the journal. Weird. Luffy sounded...

Like some sort of Bodhisattva.]

Eh? [It was awhile since he sent the package, so he's already forgotten.]

What's up, Luffy?

Audio;

[allendsmeat]

Ace...

Ace...

The One Piece....

The One Piece is...

Audio;

[hiken]

...Luffy, even if you knew and even if I cared about it, why would you tell me?

Are you alright?

Audio; 1/4

[allendsmeat]

. . .

Audio;

[allendsmeat]

I'm...

Audio;

[allendsmeat]

AWESOME!!

audio-->action

[allendsmeat]

[and since he's on the sun right now

PILE DRIVE INTO ACE'S BACK AND THEN GRABBING HIM BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKING HIM SO DAMN HARD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW]

LET'S GO FIND IT TOGETHER AND SAIL TOGETHER AND HAVE A REALLY SUPER BIG PARTY AND LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW!!! LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!!!!

[SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE]

[om_nom_namur]

Lord a the Sea. Do I even wanna know what the hell the two a y's got up t' now?

[allendsmeat]

.... [his voice is slow and steady when he speaks]

Nothing... He's not here... But he sent me something cool.

[om_nom_namur]

Heaven help yer crew if he sent y' the girly picture books.

[song_princess]

understand what, Luffy?

[allendsmeat]

[well he's on the ship now so HAVE A FLYING TACKLE FROM BEHIND!

But he'll twist and land on his back though so you don't get hurt]

[song_princess]

[DF;B;JFBA;VJBG; HELP HER NAESALA!!!

Her wings fluffed up completely and she goes to let out a loud cry.]

Lu-Lu-Luffy?!

Audio~

[doctor_ozaki]

[uh...huh]

Okay, somethings not right here....

You didn't eat anything strange did you, well, stranger then usual?

action

[allendsmeat]

[since he's over there anyway and close enough to hear your voice and find you, have a Luffy popping up by your shoulder]

I only had a little bit to eat today. Do you have anything to eat? Is it good? Is it meat? I could eat anything as long as it's meat. Who are you? Ace's nakama? What's your name? What do you do? What is this? This is cool! [he speaks very fast and begins to mess with anything at hand]

Action

[doctor_ozaki]

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?

[Give him a god damn heart attack why don't you? Well at least he now knows who was causing all that racket outside.]

Whoa, take a breather ki-

DON'T TOUCH THAT!

[Oi! That's not a toy! Now he’s going to be grabbing things from his hands and then just trying to grab his hands in general to STOP the mayhem.]

[ voice ]

[cherrybombpie]

[That sounded quite ominous.]

What is it that you understand? What mystery have you uncovered?

[ voice ]

[allendsmeat]

EVERYTHING! Kodacchan! Kodacchan! Meat is the most important thing ever ever EVER! You get it right?! You get it?! IT IS SO AWESOME!!!

[ voice ]

[cherrybombpie]

[Well, that wasn't what she was expecting.]

What about love and marriage? I can't have meat but no love and marriage!

[action]

[yourotherleft]

[yeah he can sense the vibrations from belowdeck. Before Luffy tears off, he comes up to see what in the hell is going on]

...oi.

[action]

[allendsmeat]

[he knew it was Zoro when he came up though he didn't know how he knew, he knew because he knew. It was exciting.

So he turnnns his head to look at him...not bothering to turn his shoulders at all, his neck looping in itself as he sees Zoro--feeling something vibrating in the air around him]

Zoorooo

[and he sends whatever it is hiding behind his eyes spiraling out, feeling he could knock him flat with it if he wanted to]

[action]

[yourotherleft]

[holy shit that's powerful...

Good thing he can take it, but holy damn. It buffets him like a gale-force wind where he stands.]

What the hell's gotten into you? What are you doing?

[voice]

[serving_love]

...

[Immediately shooting his journal a wary look from where he is in the galley, up to his elbows in bread dough that he's currently kneading. It's not even just the weird post, it's like there's something suddenly foreboding in the air and Sanji feels a shiver run up his spine.]

What the hell did you do now, Luffy?

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

...nothing...

just drank things....


[and there is the sense of movement and after a while, if you look up, you'll see Luffy peering at you from the porthole, eyes glassy, breath fogging up the glass as he scratches his fingers against it]

Saaaanjiiiii

[voice]

[serving_love]

[Should he be alarmed? What the hell is Luffy drinking that they have on board that Sanji doesn't know about?]

Oi, what things? ...Luffy?

[When there's no immediate response, he slowly returns to his work. Eh, it's fine...probably. Doesn't seem like anything crazy is happening out on deck anyway, which Sanji knows because he glances periodically out the porthole and klajsfhskjhlkJASDHS JESUS FUCK GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK WHY DON'T YOU.]

Holy shit, you idiot, don't sneak up on me like that! The fuck is wrong with you?!