voice

[allendsmeat]

[everyone is safe where they should be and they are on their way to Candy Mountain. Luffy is content and when a strange package from Ace via the Margie woman arrived, he was alone on deck and opened it to see what it was. It looked to be weird bottles with tiny writing that said Dr. Dan's Fizzy SugarJolt and other words that were too small to read but it didn't matter so he drank one

and then fifteen more.

And now he is sitting on his special seat on the Million Merrily, seemingly still but anyone with a keen sense can see his vibrating softly. Anyone with haki can tell that contained with in him is the combined efforts of sixteen energy drinks swirling in the pit of his stomach and ready to be unleashed upon the world--

Over the journal, though, his voice is calm, almost preternaturally so. The kind of stillness you get before the storm]

I understand it now. I understand everything.

Thank you, Ace...



[ooc: action for Straw Hat Host Club Alliance or Spades. Feel free to run into him crashing around your ship, raiding your food or causing general mayhem]

Comments

[allendsmeat]

[listening listening listening listen]

HEY YOU WANNA RACE?!

[om_nom_namur]

No.

Hey smolt, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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[there is silence, but he'll answer that by using the Nav, popping onto the Sun, spotting Namur and drive piling from behind, grabbing the sides of Namur's mouth]

LET'S GO, NOMOO! LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO!

[om_nom_namur]

AAAAAAHHHHHHH SHIT IT'S ON OUR SHIP!!!!

[Now what now what oh Lord of the Sea Thatch almost killed him last time this happened oh shit what now- FLEE!!!

TO THE SEA!]

[Don't worry Luffy, Namur won't drown you all the way. Just a little bit.]

[SPLASH!]

[allendsmeat]

WAHOOOBLUBLUBBLUBLBULBLUBLBUERJEREJR

[fingers go loose and he drifts away from Namur because drowning a little bit]

[om_nom_namur]

[GOOD DROWN MORE]

[Okay, but don't really. Namur turns and drags him back to the surface so he can breathe.]

Oh c'mon smolt. That li'l bit a water didn't kill y', did it?

1/3

[allendsmeat]

Pbbbbbbt [fountains out water]

[flops a bit over Namur like a dead fish]

[allendsmeat]

[PING! SUDDEN ENERGY!]

LET'S DO IT AGAIN! [BELLY FLOOOP]

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[oh wait

drowning again]

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur closes one eye as Luffy splashes all over him, and sighs.]

This is gonna be my whole shitty day now, ain't it?

[He dives smoothly, fetching Luffy back up to the surface.]

[allendsmeat]

Pbbbbbbbbbt!

[flop over]

[PING]

I don't wanna swim any more.

[om_nom_namur]

Naw, c'mon smolt. Third time's the charm.

[Namur dunks him under and lets him stay good and long but not too long before pulling his head back up above the waves.]

Get a good drink, rubber boy?

1/2

[allendsmeat]

Pbbbt!

nnnnh

too much water...

[allendsmeat]

I WANNA DO SOMETHING ELSE!

[flails around]

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur loses his grip during the flailing, dropping Luffy back into the water again. This time he snatches the boy out quickly, grabbing both sides of his vest and hauling him up by his clothes. He dumps Luffy onto the deck and squats over him, poking at a spot on his chest to make him cough up any additional water he may have taken on.]

Oughta jus' chuck y' back through the Nav 'fore y' cause any trouble, but I bet Ace'd wanna see y' first.

[allendsmeat]

pbbbbbbbbt!

[stands up and shakes water off his hair.]

Fwuh...

[then flops back down again, spread eagled on the deck, trying to dry in the sunshine. he's pretty water logged]

No...moo...

[om_nom_namur]

'S Namur, y' dumbass. Na. Mur.

[He drags Luffy by the vest over to a pile of rope and wraps it around and around and around until Lu looks like a sea slug, then ties it off tight.]

C'mon, let's go find Ace.

1/3

[allendsmeat]

nnnnnnnn

[allendsmeat]

NNNNNNNNNNN [ropes bulge a bit]

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NNNNO WAY! I WANNA RACE!

[the rope snaps! Just on one side, though but he has enough to get his arm free and give Nomoo an punch on the nose]

TAG YOU'RE IT!

[hops off aggressively!]

[om_nom_namur]

[/punched!]

[Namur covers his nose with one hand.]

OI GET BACK HERE Y' LI'L SHIT!!!

[And then, a moment of genius.]

Race y' back t' yer ship! Sheheheh, yer hoppin' the wrong direction! I'm gonna go hang with all yer friends an' we're gonna have a party without y'!

[And off Namur goes, at what he hopes is a convincing trot towards the Nav.]

[allendsmeat]

NO! HEY WAIT!

[tackles and wraps one arm around Namur to stop him from getting away and then because he doesn't have another arm will bite on his ear and tug]

YOU CAN'T GO WITHOUT ME YOU JERK!!!

[om_nom_namur]

[SUCCESS!

Painful success but w/e.]

Whoa dude! Get yer shitty mouth off my ear! Girls only zone, man. Girls only. Get the hell off!

[Still moving for the Nav.]

[allendsmeat]

Shishishishi

You're like Sanji!

[speaking of! gurgle gurgle grooowl someone is hungry. And

Oh hey! Galley!]

I'll catch up. Youp! [pushes off Nomoe and hop hop hops galleyward]

[om_nom_namur]

Damn it Luffy!

[Namur leaps to tackle him to the deck.]