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[everyone is safe where they should be and they are on their way to Candy Mountain. Luffy is content and when a strange package from Ace via the Margie woman arrived, he was alone on deck and opened it to see what it was. It looked to be weird bottles with tiny writing that said Dr. Dan's Fizzy SugarJolt and other words that were too small to read but it didn't matter so he drank one

and then fifteen more.

And now he is sitting on his special seat on the Million Merrily, seemingly still but anyone with a keen sense can see his vibrating softly. Anyone with haki can tell that contained with in him is the combined efforts of sixteen energy drinks swirling in the pit of his stomach and ready to be unleashed upon the world--

Over the journal, though, his voice is calm, almost preternaturally so. The kind of stillness you get before the storm]

I understand it now. I understand everything.

Thank you, Ace...

[ooc: action for Straw Hat Host Club Alliance or Spades. Feel free to run into him crashing around your ship, raiding your food or causing general mayhem]

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[on his way up to the crow's nest because he heard screaming] Leanne? Are you alright?! I heard you yelli--!

[...]

[what is this mess]

[She gives him a few more pecks before moving to fly in place in front of him.]

You really shouldn't go around touching and licking bird's wings, Luffy. [Goddess knows what would have happened if he did that to a Hawk or Naesala. At least with her, all he gotten was pecking.

And oh.... Speaking of Naesala, there he is now and eeeep! Did he just see her peck Luffy like that?! So embarrassing and she shifts back, blushing now.]

Yes, I am alright, Naesala.... Hopefully.

I'm sorrryyyyy.

[he just wanted a taste. But hey! New person! He pops up by Nissan's shoulder and stares at him] Who are you? You've got wings, too!

[reaches out to poke. He may have forgotten what Leanne told him]

Gods, I heard all that yelling, I thought you've been hurt. [Thank goodness!! A relieved smile in Leanne's direction.

But then a stern look to Luffy, ignoring his questions--

--and....leeeaaannns away from him |: ] Licking wings?

I wasn't really expecting to be thrown from the deck to up here by a mere beorc. I am sorry that I worried you, Naesala. [Flying closer to the Raven now.

That is until Luffy starts being Luffy again and quirks a brow at him. Really? Did all that pecking not work on him?]

Yes, licking wings..... [A brief thought.] He is Ace's little brother.

I wanted to see if she tasted like Marco. [stretching his finger as Nissan leans back] She tastes like feathers. Do you taste like licorice?

Absolutely fantastic. [that is the worst news] He comes from a family of idiots.

[What is wrong with this boy. What is wrong with his finger smacking that thing away and hovering back away from the nest tyvm] You're not going to find out. Keep your tongue where it belongs. [you lunatic]

He claims that Ace is the dumb one of the family.

[And her own wings ruffle a little at the sight of the stretching finger.]

That is because you licked my wings so of course they will taste like that. [Long sigh.] Luffy.... Have you already forgotten what I told you.

[But then a brief thought.] How.... Did you come to this ship?

Yah I forgot. [crouches on the lip of the crow's nest and watches Nissan intently, as if cataloguing every move]

I came through the spherey thing.

Somehow, I'm finding that hard to believe. [actually painful to say]

[Now this is just creepy. But he stares right back at 'im, still hovering in place.] Does your brother know you're here, going around tasting and terrorizing his crew?

[Okay, she couldn't help but to giggle at that.]

I agree with you. Luffy is definitely the dumber one of the two but still.... Kinda... Like a puppy though.

[She remains close to Naesala though but that straw hat. Huh, perhaps its a beorc thing but she does want to touch it.]

Hnnnn, as long as you keep it to memory it should be good. Ah, the Nav? Does your crew know that you are over here?

[Okay, now she is relaxed and moves to rest in the crows nest.]

dumb [it's the sound he's heard most often so he's repeating it] dummmmmbdumb dumb dumb

Yeah I've seen Ace. He's pretty dumb. [as for if his crew knows] Hmm who knows...? Maybe...

[shifts, still staring at Nissan and a prey animal would sense that the tightening muscles along his calves mean he's preparing a pounce]

[ah, the sweet sounds of 'dumb'] Listen, Leanne, it's trying to communicate with us.

[And like any good raven, Naesala's prepared to dodge. Switching from replying to Leanne, his eyes narrow at Luffy and only raises one finger in his direction before saying, in vain,]

Don't.

(Is she hearing what she thinks she is hearing? She raises a hand to her lips and starts laughing at the sounds of 'dumb' in the air. She goes to whistle to Naesala.) Be nice to him. I don't think that he realizes what he is saying.

(So much laughter at both Luffy and Naesala.) I don't know, Captain maybe a little dumb at times but I wouldn't call him that, Luffy.... Shouldn't you let your crew know of you abstense since you are their captain?

(She blinks now as she sees what is going and briefly gains a concern look on her face before whistling again.) Well... I am sure that Ace won't hold anything against you as long as you don't hurt him too badly. Especially if the little puppy decides to go through with that intent.

[Oh.]

[His.]

[Fucking.]

[Lack.]

[Of.]

[Gods.]

[It's too noisy. No, it's worse than too noisy. What the fuck is the chirping twat repeating "Dumb--"]

[Oh. It's Straw Hat.]

[It's Straw Hat exemplifying all the worst parts of Shanks and Roger and Ds and Garp and --]

[You're all on your own.]

[Remember how Luffy knows he tastes like pineapple?]

[He's not touching this.]

[Get Namur's help, but Marco has no doubt, Luffy will eat everything in sight including the ship.]

[And the crew.]

[BBL! o/]

[MARCO OUTTIE!]

They'll be fine... dummy

[leans back and then

FLYING POUNCE AT NISSAN!]

I refuse to be held accountable for any of my actions here today. This boy severely needs a babysitter.

[and to Luffy, like speaking to a babbling toddler: ] Yes, you are quite dumb, aren't you?

[BUT THEN ATTACKED. He sees it coming though, and ascends out of his way with a quick, practiced motion. Enough to dodge the initial pounce, at least...]

[No Marco, you are not allowed to flee like that! Think of your fellow birdfolk!

Leanne couldn't help but to snicker as Luffy continues to whistle that word and Naesala's snark towards it.]

I will be sure to back you up on this. He is the Captain of his own crew. Both brothers..... Captains.

[And more snickering at Naesala before her eyes widen at the pounce. But then a small sigh of relief as Naesala dodges the pounce and she couldn't help but to give him a small round of applause for that.]

[falls into the netting and tumbles down a bit before he can loop a leg around a rope and catch himself, and then he bobs up and down a bit like a rubber yo yo before grinning]

dummy That was great! Let's do it again. Let's play tag! [he glances at Leanne] You too, na! Let's go!

[First, he does a mock bow for Leanne's applause.

Secondly, this was nOT EXPECTED what is this abomination. He has half a mind to ask - seriously, what, is he a rubber demon or something?? WHAT ARE YOU - but Naesala figures he probably wouldn't understand the answer even if the boy could properly follow a conversation. Learn some manners.

But it is pretty entertaining watching Dumb fling himself all over the place. Not that Naesala can resist showing off, himself.] You're going to keep your freakish tongue in check?

Do you want to play with the puppy demon, Leanne?

[She giggles at the mock bow and continues to give Naesala all the applause he desires.

What? Just what is up with this beorc?! Leanne couldn't help but fly closer to Luffy in order to fuss over him a little. You okay there, little beorc?

Though she blinks in surprise at the play offer and she goes to look back towards Naesala.]

I am not sure.... I don't think he knows just how weak herons are.

[Okay, to Luffy now...] I would love to but I don't think I will be a good tag partner for you.

It's okay! You can watch if you want. [he doesn't care. He just wants to move

He skitters up the rope monkey like and then dives for Nissan again!]

Gum gum no CHAMELEON!

[and whap! His tongue snaps out, stretching the distance and trying to flick the man's wing]

[He's about to agree - really, Luffy could break her bones if he wasn't careful, and he's not careful - when]

[EAUGH (actual sound he makes)]

[W H Y]

[FRANTIC FLAPPING BACKWARDS DON'T TOUCH HIM DON'T TOUCH HIM]

You're supposed to keep that to yourself! [he doesn't even know if it fully misses he just DOESN'T WANT THIS HAPPENING]

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YES YOU MAY JACK!

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