[001 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear obviously magically possessed evil journal thing,

Father always told me not to write in cursed diaries like this. Actually, it was a pretty specific rule of his which suggests this can only end badly. Especially considering I've seen that this one writes back, and with exceptionally bad grammar, at that.

But I suppose it's not as though this entire situation could get any worse anyway because I DON'T HAVE A BLOODY CLUE WHERE I AM.

Evidently I'm to look at a fountain and get on a ship?? Which is stupid. All of this is stupid, honestly, whoever it was that slipped me a bad Portkey is being turned into a frog when I get home.

Why a ship, anyway? Surely brooms are much faster.

Muggles. The whole lot of them are clueless.

- Draco Malfoy

Comments

[notsokillerwhale]

A broom?

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

That would be what I wrote, yes.

[Written]

[dragmire]

If you fly across an endless with with nothing but a broom, it will soon swallow you whole.

[Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Unlikely, I'm a fantastic flyer.

[Written]

[dragmire]

Fitting last words.

[ written ]

[deathsought]

[ The penmanship is very old-fashioned, but still perfectly legible. ]

What is a 'muggle?'

[ written ]

[dragonbadfaith]

...If you don't know, then likely you are one.

[Ew.]

[written]

[dersite_dj]

thats really cool
as soon as youre done tripping over your gnat stuffed billowing shitty sorcerer robes
maybe you could line up a glossary of literally every word youve just said

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Excuse you, my robes are brilliant! Top-notch quality, I'll have you know! Mother wouldn't dare buy me anything less!

What, can't you read?

[written]

[havesomedeath]

You know, if the journal really is cursed, you probably just doomed yourself to a really horrible death! That's definitely worse than being in a strange place, don't you think? But I guess you're not worried about that kinda stuff!

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Well, clearly I'm not the only one using it. And I've yet to see anyone drop dead in this bloody town, at least.

[written]

[thatched]

It doesn't look as if you have much of a choice, mate. Brooms may be fast [as if he has any idea. But different worlds, different rules] but you can't sleep on one, can you?

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Honestly, sleeping on a broom probably wouldn't be any less comfortable than a bed in this filthy place. I heard mention of an inn, but I'm not convinced this isn't all some horrible joke. Surely there's a Portkey somewhere that'll get me back home, I've just got to find it.

[Which he will do. As soon as he can make himself move from his hiding place this perfectly normal spot he's standing in. He'll just go around touching ALL the things until ones whisks him away! Solid plan, yep.]

written

[arcadiasailor]

Ships are the main mode of transporting vast amounts of goods over distances not covered by land and will continue to be for several centuries.

You must be on Isla Empieza if you're talking about a fountain.

[dragonbadfaith]

...They are not. I can think of at least five other modes of transportation that'll move things just as easily. Including those helicopters and other flying machines the muggles have!

I suppose, yeah. What about it?

written

[bydesign]

A broom? Like a witch?

written

[dragonbadfaith]

Or wizard, yes. You're familiar?

[Written]

[worksintheory]

I KNEW IT.

[Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

...Twenty points to Slytherin?

[handwritten]

[carptricks]

Brooms aren't very pirate-like, are they?

[handwritten]

[dragonbadfaith]

And that matters...why?

[written]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I highly recommend turning back to previous pages so you'll be up to speed.

[written]

[dragonbadfaith]

In this journal thing? Mine starts with the entry full of butchered grammar. There should be more?

[Written]

[bravelittlehero]

I don't noknow wear I am ether. Do you know what I am supost to do?

[Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

[Oh Merlin. It's like reading one of Crabbe or Goyle's homework assignments all over again.]

I haven't a bloody clue. Still trying to figure it out myself.