Draco Malfoy (
dragonbadfaith) wrote in
piratejournal2013-10-06 03:26 pm
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Dear obviously magically possessed evil journal thing,
Father always told me not to write in cursed diaries like this. Actually, it was a pretty specific rule of his which suggests this can only end badly. Especially considering I've seen that this one writes back, and with exceptionally bad grammar, at that.
But I suppose it's not as though this entire situation could get any worse anyway because I DON'T HAVE A BLOODY CLUE WHERE I AM.
Evidently I'm to look at a fountain and get on a ship?? Which is stupid. All of this is stupid, honestly, whoever it was that slipped me a bad Portkey is being turned into a frog when I get home.
Why a ship, anyway? Surely brooms are much faster.
Muggles. The whole lot of them are clueless.
- Draco Malfoy
Father always told me not to write in cursed diaries like this. Actually, it was a pretty specific rule of his which suggests this can only end badly. Especially considering I've seen that this one writes back, and with exceptionally bad grammar, at that.
But I suppose it's not as though this entire situation could get any worse anyway because I DON'T HAVE A BLOODY CLUE WHERE I AM.
Evidently I'm to look at a fountain and get on a ship?? Which is stupid. All of this is stupid, honestly, whoever it was that slipped me a bad Portkey is being turned into a frog when I get home.
Why a ship, anyway? Surely brooms are much faster.
Muggles. The whole lot of them are clueless.
- Draco Malfoy

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It was supposed to be a joke.
But people are from all kinds of worlds, here, so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.
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And what do you mean by that? Different worlds?
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In my particular world, witches and wizards are something fictional.
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Pretty rude of them! But they'll have left you this magic journal so you can talk to everyone else, and probably some money, too.
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[And he's very familiar with money.]
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Has there been a big angry ghost pirate? There was one when we first arrived. He yelled at us.
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No, no ghost. Kind of wish there was one, he might've been bloody useful.
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He wasn't very helpful to us...
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[A wizard tent. With ROOMS. And a kitchen. And beds. And awesomeness. Not that they have them here, SIGH.]
Oh, well some ghosts aren't, I suppose. Sometimes you just have to catch them in the right mood.
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He was in a reeeaaally bad mood!!
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Probably because seemingly everyone flew into a panic when he showed up. Really, if he's just a ghost then he can't have been too bad.
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Oh, plus it's disorienting to be brought here - you should understand. Right?
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[lol not.]
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That's impressive! It sounds like you're pretty on top of things, but if you do need anything, let me know!
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And you are...?
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I'm Madoka Kaname. Nice to meet you! (Sort of!) [ Since they're just writing, she's not sure that counts as meeting. ]
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Suppose you saw already, but I'm Draco Malfoy.
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Oh, but I was wondering, what's a "muggle"?
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It's a name for someone who can't use magic.
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