[001 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear obviously magically possessed evil journal thing,

Father always told me not to write in cursed diaries like this. Actually, it was a pretty specific rule of his which suggests this can only end badly. Especially considering I've seen that this one writes back, and with exceptionally bad grammar, at that.

But I suppose it's not as though this entire situation could get any worse anyway because I DON'T HAVE A BLOODY CLUE WHERE I AM.

Evidently I'm to look at a fountain and get on a ship?? Which is stupid. All of this is stupid, honestly, whoever it was that slipped me a bad Portkey is being turned into a frog when I get home.

Why a ship, anyway? Surely brooms are much faster.

Muggles. The whole lot of them are clueless.

- Draco Malfoy

Comments

[Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

[lol no.]

Find someone who knows what the hell is going on? And then direct them to me, because I'm getting really annoyed with this entire situation.

[Written]

[bravelittlehero]

[But they are so much older than her.]

I just have this jurnal. The dog said that there was wokers so be carful.

[Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

[And probably still stupider!]

...And just what is a 'woker'?

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

[Clementine's been told how to use her voice now, it might be easier to understand. She sounds a lot younger than Draco.]

Walkers are people that died already but they come back and try and eat you. The dog called them zombies though. Just don't get bit.

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

[Startled a bit.]

Good lord, are you just a child?

[Then he actually pays attention to what she said, and...zombies sound an awful lot like inferi.]

...These zombies. You said they're here?

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

I just turned nine a few days ago. [She sounds cheerful enough despite everything.]

The nice dog told me. You don't want them to bite you because then you become like them, and that's not very nice. If you see one you have to shoot it in the head. Or use an axe or something. You have to get the brain or they never stop moving.

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Nine? And you're here alone?

What is this dog you keep mentioning? They're not entirely correct, I think fire keeps them at bay, too.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

Yeah, there wasn't anyone here with me. I was alone before too.

[Her voice breaks a little.] Lee he... [She swallows and pulls the emotion back.]

I don't know. I saw it in my journal. He talked about the weather and the zombies and he was answering a question.

[She's shaking her head, but he can't see it.] Fire does confuse them, but not for long. They come around it. It's better to shoot them in the head.

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

[Well, that sucks. But Draco doesn't really know what to say about it, and he's not one to attempt to be comforting, so he just...skips ahead.]

Oh, that dog. The one who doesn't know how to write properly and left us that first entry.

Shoot them with a spell? ...I thing I'll stay away from them altogether, actually.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

[That is a perfectly fine response, Clementine isn't usually one to fall prey to her negative emotions, it's just a little fresh. She'll press on like always.]

Yes, that dog. No, I have a gun. What do you mean by a spell? Like a wizard?

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Yes, exactly like a wizard. Guns... [He's heard of those, he thinks, but he's never seen one. Still, sounds like a muggle thing!] Those are so primitive.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

Wow! I heard lots of stories about wizards. Do you know lots of magic?

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Of course I do.

[Voice] Draco has a fan <3

[bravelittlehero]

That's amazing! [She is in total awe.]

[Voice] THIS IS QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT TBH

[dragonbadfaith]

...Yes. Yes, it is pretty amazing. I'm one of the most powerful wizards in my year, too.

[Voice] Clementine likes most people <3

[bravelittlehero]

Wow. Is that like at a wizard school? What kinds of magic can you do?

[Voice] <33!

[dragonbadfaith]

All kinds. Probably anything you can think of.

[Voice] <33!

[bravelittlehero]

Okay!

[Clementine thinks about it, really hard.]

Can you fly?

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

If I've got a broom.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

[She makes a reverent noise. Draco is pretty cool.]

What about turning a pumpkin into a carriage?

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

...

[Why anyone would want to do that, he has no idea. But.]

It'd be a difficult bit of Transfiguration, but I'm sure I could manage it.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

Just like the Fairy Godmother!

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Excuse me, fairy? No, absolutely not.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

No no, I don't think you're a fairy. You know, the Fairy Godmother! It's a story.

[She giggles a bit.]

Cinderella!

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

...I'm not familiar.

[Probably a muggle thing.]