[001 || Written]

[dragonbadfaith]

Dear obviously magically possessed evil journal thing,

Father always told me not to write in cursed diaries like this. Actually, it was a pretty specific rule of his which suggests this can only end badly. Especially considering I've seen that this one writes back, and with exceptionally bad grammar, at that.

But I suppose it's not as though this entire situation could get any worse anyway because I DON'T HAVE A BLOODY CLUE WHERE I AM.

Evidently I'm to look at a fountain and get on a ship?? Which is stupid. All of this is stupid, honestly, whoever it was that slipped me a bad Portkey is being turned into a frog when I get home.

Why a ship, anyway? Surely brooms are much faster.

Muggles. The whole lot of them are clueless.

- Draco Malfoy

Comments

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

[She makes a reverent noise. Draco is pretty cool.]

What about turning a pumpkin into a carriage?

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

...

[Why anyone would want to do that, he has no idea. But.]

It'd be a difficult bit of Transfiguration, but I'm sure I could manage it.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

Just like the Fairy Godmother!

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

Excuse me, fairy? No, absolutely not.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

No no, I don't think you're a fairy. You know, the Fairy Godmother! It's a story.

[She giggles a bit.]

Cinderella!

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

...I'm not familiar.

[Probably a muggle thing.]

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

I can tell you. Well. What I remember. It's a story about a girl named Cinderella and her mean stepmom makes her do all the chores. She had stepsisters that all got invited to a party at the palace and she's not allowed to go. So she wishes really hard and a Fairy Godmother comes and turns her pumpkin into a carriage and makes her a pretty dress and she gets to go to the party and marry the prince and everything.

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

So she gatecrashes a party and gets to become royalty because of it? Typical muggle rubbish, sounds like.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

There's more, but I don't remember it all. They fall in love and live happily ever after!

[She sounds pleased, it's supposed to be a romantic story after all.]

What's a muggle?

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

...Lovely.

[/dry sarcasm]

A muggle is someone who can't use magic.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

Oh. I guess that makes me a muggle then. I want to use magic though, can you teach me?

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

It...doesn't really work that way.

Though, you're only nine, you said? I suppose it's possible you could still receive your letter to Hogwarts in two years...but that's probably unlikely.

And you'd still be a muggle-born either way.

[Making a vague attempt to hide his distaste here, if only because...she's so young. And by herself. Kind of a rubbish situation.]

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

Awww. [She sounded disappointed. Learning magic would be incredibly cool, and useful.]

Well...it's okay! Cause you can do magic. You'll show me something sometime, right?

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

...Well. Maybe. Normally, we're not supposed to use magic in front of muggles.

But then I guess this is a different sort of situation all around.

[lol because he's not supposed to be talking about it either, OH WELL.]

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

How come? Your magic sounds really cool!

[Voice]

[dragonbadfaith]

It is, of course. But that doesn't mean I'm going to put on some kind of performance for anyone who asks.

[Voice]

[bravelittlehero]

Oh, okay. I'm sorry! I won't ask anymore.