[Voice]

[under_the_wire]

I think I'm gonna die of boredom. It's boring as hell being stuck on a tiny-ass boat in the middle of the ocean. Captain Dumbass is in a funk over getting third place in the stupid race, so we aren't even going anywhere fun. All I have to do all day is clean up chicken shit look at the goddamn water. Sailing sucks. Water sucks. Chickens suck. Sunburn sucks. Mopey idiots who can't even deal with losing a stupid race suck. Life sucks.

Comments

voice;

[windofthephoenixtemple]

I don't understand why your captain would get into a funk about being third. It's still a pretty good placing.

But I have never been bored being on a ship by myself. I always found something to do.

[under_the_wire]

[He recognizes that voice.]

No one fucking asked you. Fuck off.

[windofthephoenixtemple]

[Nice to hear from you again.]

Considering you were using the journal, I figured it means you wanted people to reply.

[under_the_wire]

NOT YOU.

[windofthephoenixtemple]

Why not me?

voice;

[cherrybombpie]

Aren't you in a predicament?

[She's amused.]

[under_the_wire]

IT IS A FUCKING PREDICAMENT! I CAN'T EVEN KILL HIM AND EVERYTHING SUCKS!

[That's not helping, Kodachi.]

disclaimer: this awesome idea is Ja'far mun's and I take no credit for it :3c

[cherrybombpie]

I know!

Why don't you come with us to Tartle Island? An island on the back of a large turtle can't be boring.

[Sparkle!]

[under_the_wire]

A giant turtle?!

[Talk about mood whiplash.]

What if it goes underwater? Does everybody drown?

[cherrybombpie]

I don't know. Perhaps we should find out.

voice;

[instaboobs]

Y'can't hear it, but I'm playin' you a melody on a violin. Man. So tragic.

voice;

[under_the_wire]

WATCH IT ASSHOLE, OR I'LL COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS.

[He's figured out how the Nav works, unfortunately for the world.]

voice;

[instaboobs]

You sure that won't interfere with you havin' to tend to the chickens or whatever yer doin'?

voice;

[under_the_wire]

THE CHICKENS CAN DEAL!!

[Really, Sinbad should be taking care of the, too, but he's being useless.]

Re: voice;

[instaboobs]

I'd be careful about that. Don't think chickens're strong swimmers.

[oh, he's enjoying this.]

voice;

[notacostume]

You were talking pretty big when you first got here. What happened?

voice;

[under_the_wire]

Captain Dumbass happened. I don't think he's ever lost before and now he's being a total baby about it.

voice;

[notacostume]

First time for everything. Maybe you should give him a hand and show him how much of a team player you can be.

[That'll happen.]

voice;

[under_the_wire]

Whaddya think I spend my day doing?! I gotta do all the work while he sits on his ass and makes sad faces at the goddamn ocean!

voice;

[notacostume]

[She might be enjoying this.]

Really? You do all the work?

voice

[vysecaptain]

Third isn't bad.

And it could be worse, you could be stuck on an island that doesn't move at all.

[You sound grouchy, kid. Vyse, on the other hand, sounds less grouchy.]

voice

[under_the_wire]

How is that worse, moron? It's called "what normal people do."

[vysecaptain]

What? Get stranded on random islands? That's not normal for sailors.

[under_the_wire]

You didn't say anything about sailors OR being stranded. If you talk like a moron, people are going to talk back to you like you're a moron. But you're a moron, so you gotta know that already.

[vysecaptain]

You're on a boat...unless you're a passenger, you're a sailor. And you're the one who said you were stuck.

[Vyse, you are an adult. Don't start arguments with 10-year-olds.]