[Voice]

[under_the_wire]

I think I'm gonna die of boredom. It's boring as hell being stuck on a tiny-ass boat in the middle of the ocean. Captain Dumbass is in a funk over getting third place in the stupid race, so we aren't even going anywhere fun. All I have to do all day is clean up chicken shit look at the goddamn water. Sailing sucks. Water sucks. Chickens suck. Sunburn sucks. Mopey idiots who can't even deal with losing a stupid race suck. Life sucks.

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voice;

[notacostume]

[She might be enjoying this.]

Really? You do all the work?

voice;

[under_the_wire]

ARE YOU DEAF?!

voice;

[notacostume]

Sorry, what was that? I didn't really catch it.

voice;

[under_the_wire]

CLEAN OUT YOUR GODDAMN EARS AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!

voice;

[notacostume]

Lizard ears don't work that way.

voice;

[under_the_wire]

DO THEY MAKE YOU STUPID AND DEAF BECAUSE I'M THINKING THEY DO

voice;

[notacostume]

Why are you always yelling? That can't be healthy for you.

voice;

[under_the_wire]

Healthier than being a dumbass.

voice;

[notacostume]

What if you're both?

voice;

[under_the_wire]

ARE YOU SAYING I'M DUMB! YOU WANNA DIE?!

voice;

[notacostume]

You're the one who said it, pal. Not me.