[Voice]

[under_the_wire]

I think I'm gonna die of boredom. It's boring as hell being stuck on a tiny-ass boat in the middle of the ocean. Captain Dumbass is in a funk over getting third place in the stupid race, so we aren't even going anywhere fun. All I have to do all day is clean up chicken shit look at the goddamn water. Sailing sucks. Water sucks. Chickens suck. Sunburn sucks. Mopey idiots who can't even deal with losing a stupid race suck. Life sucks.

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voice;

[instaboobs]

So what? Mopin's no excuse to be lazy!

[says the mopiest laziest shit]

voice;

[under_the_wire]

Tell him that. I sure as hell have been.

voice;

[instaboobs]

Don't see why I should. He's not my captain.