[Voice]

[under_the_wire]

I think I'm gonna die of boredom. It's boring as hell being stuck on a tiny-ass boat in the middle of the ocean. Captain Dumbass is in a funk over getting third place in the stupid race, so we aren't even going anywhere fun. All I have to do all day is clean up chicken shit look at the goddamn water. Sailing sucks. Water sucks. Chickens suck. Sunburn sucks. Mopey idiots who can't even deal with losing a stupid race suck. Life sucks.

Comments

[vysecaptain]

What? Get stranded on random islands? That's not normal for sailors.

[under_the_wire]

You didn't say anything about sailors OR being stranded. If you talk like a moron, people are going to talk back to you like you're a moron. But you're a moron, so you gotta know that already.

[vysecaptain]

You're on a boat...unless you're a passenger, you're a sailor. And you're the one who said you were stuck.

[Vyse, you are an adult. Don't start arguments with 10-year-olds.]

[under_the_wire]

Stranded and stuck are totally different things and I'm an assassin.

[And this is probably a very bad choice of ten year olds to start an argument with.]

[vysecaptain]

[YOLO]

Not entirely.

And it's possible to be an assassin and a sailor. A lot of bounty hunters are basically just that.

[under_the_wire]

Did I say I was a bounty hunter?! HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO LISTEN? NONE OF YOU BRAIN DEAD MORONS PAY ATTENTION TO A SINGLE THING I SAY!