[Voice]

[under_the_wire]

I think I'm gonna die of boredom. It's boring as hell being stuck on a tiny-ass boat in the middle of the ocean. Captain Dumbass is in a funk over getting third place in the stupid race, so we aren't even going anywhere fun. All I have to do all day is clean up chicken shit look at the goddamn water. Sailing sucks. Water sucks. Chickens suck. Sunburn sucks. Mopey idiots who can't even deal with losing a stupid race suck. Life sucks.

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[under_the_wire]

IT IS A FUCKING PREDICAMENT! I CAN'T EVEN KILL HIM AND EVERYTHING SUCKS!

[That's not helping, Kodachi.]

disclaimer: this awesome idea is Ja'far mun's and I take no credit for it :3c

[cherrybombpie]

I know!

Why don't you come with us to Tartle Island? An island on the back of a large turtle can't be boring.

[Sparkle!]

[under_the_wire]

A giant turtle?!

[Talk about mood whiplash.]

What if it goes underwater? Does everybody drown?

[cherrybombpie]

I don't know. Perhaps we should find out.

[under_the_wire]

What? You wanna drown everybody?

[He isn't sure whether he's intrigued or horrified.]

[cherrybombpie]

I was thinking along the lines of asking the residents, silly.

[What, you thought she was a psycho???]

[under_the_wire]

Oh. Lame.

[He's had enough information gathering for a while. He just wants to see the giant turtle.]

[cherrybombpie]

Did you want to experiment on them, then?

[Deflecting the blame on her, are you?]

[under_the_wire]

Well yeah. I ain't never seen a giant turtle island before.

[cherrybombpie]

Why you were so appalled at the idea that it was what I planned to do is beyond me.

[You weirdo.]

[under_the_wire]

Who was appalled? Who gives a fuck if a bunch of assholes who live on a giant turtle drown?

[Ja'far logic.]

[cherrybombpie]

You certainly blow hot and cold.

[Pot calling the kettle black? Yep.]

[under_the_wire]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

[cherrybombpie]

Precisely what it means, I think.

[under_the_wire]

START MAKING SENSE!