Some asshole with a bike / Written & voiceover

[justicereigns]

This is Kuzan. Better known as Aokiji to pirates in our world, because like most logia users, he has a signature fighting style that is based on his attacks.

Don't let the almost awesome afro hair fool you, however, he's as torpid as they come.

You see this fearsome would-be marine has a ten-speed bike he rides around over the ocean like the worst kind of MC loser there ever was. That's right. A ten speed bike. What the hell does it use ten speeds for? The only one he ever uses is a slow cruise that is like watching ice cubes thaw! It's not even a motorcycle! That's how useless it is.

He's got the gloves and boots like a real rider, but on a bicycle, he might as well just have the gear to deal with the cold.

So uncool.

He does make a mean ice cream though. So you know, if you're anywhere near the Friend Ship or Justice Penguin, get some. Unless you're a pirate. Then you're even more of a loser than him.

[Yup. That's it. This is a public service message brought to you by: Smoker, the worst friend ever. Carry on.]

Comments

[lazyjustice]

I'd refuse on principle.

[since Smoker seems to like it, he will work on making it more detailed. And... really he wouldn't. Since, if he had nothing better to do at the time, joining Smoker's ridiculous group was much easier than starting his own or being assaulted with a mop]

[justicereigns]

[Sweet. He needs a mirror to check this out.]

I'd con you into it, for the sake of justice.

[SO SERIOUS.]

[lazyjustice]

[he would provide a reflective surface if he knew what you wanted. As he doesn't however...]

You couldn't con a small child.

[it's in your favor, really]

[justicereigns]

I could bribe one.

Maybe.

Does that count as bribing?