6th Smile: The River of DENIAL! [Voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

First Scurvey Dog says that Candy Mountain might exist, and when I FINALLY find it, she acts all...GRUMPY! She didn't believe me at first, and when Mister Kyouya and Zoro tell her the same thing, she just shuts her book!

[If anypony couldn't tell, Pinkie sounds pretty miffed!]

What flea bit her rump?!

I'm still sending her candy I found there, though! [To shove some truth into her mouth!!]

Anyway, you all should go there! It's really sweet!

[...then she laughs at her own joke.] GET IT?!

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[Voice]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Well, some people don't like to be wrong. She's a pretty testy person overall, it seems pretty natural for her to act like that when proven wrong.

Even if you send her candy, you can't prove where it came from. She can just say you bought it.

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[elementofcupcakes]

But she wasn't wrong! She was right! It DOES exist! She said it might exist, so we've been looking all this time, thanks to her!

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[alwaysgrumpy]

Maybe she was just bein' sarcastic.

[Voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

I don't think she was!

[She was sure of that much.]

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[maskedtyrant]

[This is too good. If Codi wasn't trying so hard to sound sympathetic, she would be giggling. A lot.]

Oh, you poor dear! Dog can be so mean sometimes, I know! I think she's got more than just fleas biting her rump, if you know what I mean.

[...Codi doesn't even know what she means by that, but she's going to go with it anyways.]

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[elementofcupcakes]

Uh....I don't know what you mean!

[This may backfire on Codi, if she isn't careful!]

[voice]

[maskedtyrant]

[Quick, save it!]

Just a joke! Don't worry about it. [See, everything's fine.] What I mean is, I know how you feel! She doesn't take any of us seriously and it's so unfair. I just wish we could all get back at her, somehow...

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[arcadiasailor]

It's real? Well she's not infallible.[Just ornery,and couldn't just agree to disagree.]To bad I couldn't see it.

You ever end up having to navigate at night?

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[elementofcupcakes]

But you CAN see it! Just go north til you see a rainbow!

Not really! I usually do it before night comes.

[Something about letting Pinkie navigate at night didn't sit well with the crew.]

Why?

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[arcadiasailor]

I was talking about Dog being in denial. We're still not able to see her posts for another week or two.

So you have to sail north looking for rainbows?


I remember you being very serious about not needed to have such skills back during the first week here.

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[justicereigns]

Maybe that's why she has scurvy. She doesn't even get vitamin C from candy.

[Actually, while Pinkie might be sad, Smoker's pretty damn smug. He totally knew it was real. ALL ALONG.]

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[elementofcupcakes]

[NO HE DIDN'T! D:< ]

Then she'll have to go get her own vitamin c! Or...we can give her some!

[Pinkie isn't sure she wants to be nice to Scurvy after this, really.]

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[justicereigns]

[YES HE DID! HE EVEN TOLD HER TO ASK FOR ITS LOCATION NOT WHETHER IT EXISTED.]

Why bother? She clearly doesn't want it.

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[wantsarobotgarden]

Candy...Mountain?

[Please inform him what exactly this is about.]

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[elementofcupcakes]

Yeah! Candy Mountain!

[She isn't aware that he wants an explanation.]

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[wantsarobotgarden]

[He pauses for a moment. He's not sure if this will actually go anywhere or not.]

What exactly is it?

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[windofthephoenixtemple]

So you finally managed to find Candy Mountain. Congrats.

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[elementofcupcakes]

Thank a lot!

Who are you? Did we talk before?

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[windofthephoenixtemple]

I don't believe we talked before, but I do recall a crew I helped out before were going there.

Ah, as for who I am. I'm Fuu.

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[allendsmeat]

Hahaha who cares. It's a great place, right?

[flops down and uses Pinkie for a pillow]

We gotta do stuff first, but after we do stuff we can go somewhere really cool.

[but he's not sure where]

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[elementofcupcakes]

[Luffy must not have any pillows of his own. Pinkie nods at his suggestion.]

What stuff should we do?

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[allendsmeat]

[he has a pillow. But he also has a Pinkie and she's comfortable]

We gotta go to the M place and find the shard before someone else gets it. Then we can have some fun. [yep]

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[crackpotcrocker]

What is your bicking all about chil- d?

... [Denzel pauses for a moment this seemed all too familiar. They sounded like him to a degree with how he is back home with telling people fairies are real.]

Why don't you shove the candy down her throat?

[This must be the logical conclusion from someone who wants to dictate others with magic to prove that it's real. Pause, wait for it. Wait for it.]

Wait!.. That's a she?!

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[elementofcupcakes]

Huh? I'm not making a house! And why would I shove candy down her throat? That's not nice at all!

[This guy seems like he's a dull crayon.]

Are you alright, mister? Everypony knows Scurvy is a girl!

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[crackpotcrocker]

Who said anything about making a house?!

That's besides the point of being nice! You want to show her don't you?

...She doesn't sound like a girl. But no! I'm out of mind why do you ask?