6th Smile: The River of DENIAL! [Voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

First Scurvey Dog says that Candy Mountain might exist, and when I FINALLY find it, she acts all...GRUMPY! She didn't believe me at first, and when Mister Kyouya and Zoro tell her the same thing, she just shuts her book!

[If anypony couldn't tell, Pinkie sounds pretty miffed!]

What flea bit her rump?!

I'm still sending her candy I found there, though! [To shove some truth into her mouth!!]

Anyway, you all should go there! It's really sweet!

[...then she laughs at her own joke.] GET IT?!

Comments

[voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

[WELL....OKAY! /has no recollection of this]

But she didn't say to NOT send it, so she must not NOT want it!

[voice]

[justicereigns]

[SMOKER IS A TRUE BELIEVER AND ALWAYS WAS.]

[But yes okay.]

That's a leap in logic.

If she doesn't even get her Vitamin C from candy, it must be because she's so grumpy she doesn't even want it that way. Or probably any other way.

[voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

Well, I'm still sending it anyway! So there!

And I'm the BEST leaper, ever!

[voice]

[justicereigns]

Fine, just don't expect a thank you.

[voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

I don't want one!

[voice]

[justicereigns]

Then have fun. Maybe it'll actually cheer her up. [HE DOUBTS.]