6th Smile: The River of DENIAL! [Voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

First Scurvey Dog says that Candy Mountain might exist, and when I FINALLY find it, she acts all...GRUMPY! She didn't believe me at first, and when Mister Kyouya and Zoro tell her the same thing, she just shuts her book!

[If anypony couldn't tell, Pinkie sounds pretty miffed!]

What flea bit her rump?!

I'm still sending her candy I found there, though! [To shove some truth into her mouth!!]

Anyway, you all should go there! It's really sweet!

[...then she laughs at her own joke.] GET IT?!

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[elementofcupcakes]

Huh? I'm not making a house! And why would I shove candy down her throat? That's not nice at all!

[This guy seems like he's a dull crayon.]

Are you alright, mister? Everypony knows Scurvy is a girl!

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[crackpotcrocker]

Who said anything about making a house?!

That's besides the point of being nice! You want to show her don't you?

...She doesn't sound like a girl. But no! I'm out of mind why do you ask?

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[elementofcupcakes]

You did!

Sure, I want to show her, not clog up her throat!

[She squints at the journal, even though he can't see it.]

You're not a very nice human, are you?

[Nope, not gonna answer his question. He may be a villain!]

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[crackpotcrocker]

[Undisguisable anger sounds come from Denzel on his end.] NO!

I said bickering!.. You know making a lot of noise! [You mean like he is?]

BAH! What do you know about showing others?

[Very apparently Crocker your defination of showing others is more vengeful.]

Whatever gave you that idea? Speaking of which that was sarcasm.

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[elementofcupcakes]

Oh, but aren't you doing that now?

I know plenty about showing others! What do YOU know?

That wasn't sarcasm by the way!

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[crackpotcrocker]

SHUT UP! [Haven't you heard of a hypocrite, Pinkie Pie?]

That revenge is the best way to go about that.

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[elementofcupcakes]

NO YOU!

You're just a big meanie pants!

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[crackpotcrocker]

Gee, whatever gave you that idea? Speaking of which that was sarcasm.

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[elementofcupcakes]

Don't know know more things than sarcasm?

THAT was both sarcasm and NOT sarcasm!

[Pinkie blows a raspberry at him. PBBBBBBBBBT!!]

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[crackpotcrocker]

There's sarcasm and loneliness and despair and bitterness and helplessness and fear and anger. So, yes I know other things besides -

[That remark about sarcasm and not sarcasm throws him for a loop. Crocker begins to laugh like a mad man.]

AND INSANITY!