6th Smile: The River of DENIAL! [Voice]

[elementofcupcakes]

First Scurvey Dog says that Candy Mountain might exist, and when I FINALLY find it, she acts all...GRUMPY! She didn't believe me at first, and when Mister Kyouya and Zoro tell her the same thing, she just shuts her book!

[If anypony couldn't tell, Pinkie sounds pretty miffed!]

What flea bit her rump?!

I'm still sending her candy I found there, though! [To shove some truth into her mouth!!]

Anyway, you all should go there! It's really sweet!

[...then she laughs at her own joke.] GET IT?!

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[maskedtyrant]

[No wait--Codi can work with this.]

...Yeah, you're right! Dog said she used to go to these balls before, right? What if we send her an invitation to one, then serve a bunch of candy from Candy Mountain?

[Flawless plan.]

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[elementofcupcakes]

If we do that, then we'd have to go back to Candy Mountain! We don't have enough candy for a ginormous party! We have to go to some M island.

[A pause]

Unless YOU wanna go to Candy Mountain and get some!

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[maskedtyrant]

[Codi sounds legitimately disappointed!] Nah...I think we're too far away, too. But maybe there are other crews nearby that can bring some?

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[elementofcupcakes]

Even better! I can design the BEST party, too, so whoever can get to Candy Mountain can pick out exactly what we need!

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[maskedtyrant]

Great! Pinkie Pie, I don't know what I would do without you.

How about this: If you design the party and find someone to get the candy, I can get my crew to set it up. Can we do that?

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[elementofcupcakes]

It's a deal! This'll be the BEST PARTY EVER!

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[maskedtyrant]

Oh my god, yes!

[What have we wrought]

Next time Dog posts a message, you've got to send her an invitation. I'm so excited!