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[Flowing, almost archaic script starts to inundate the page.]

Dearest Brother,

I do not know if you will ever receive this letter. All I know is that I have been spirited away to this dastardly, horrid, menacing, troubling, and mysterious place known as Isla Empieza. I am very much afraid – who knows what the people here would do to a young maiden such as myself? Oh, oh, my dearest brother, my virtue is at stake – you must come at once! If I die here, I will come back to haunt you and you will never hear the end of it, so I suggest that you come and fetch me at this very moment! One such man asked me my name, and I threw him off the dock. I am truly helpless, waif-like, and defenseless, and I need your aid!

Please, also let my darling fiance Ranma-sama know that I am longing for him. I will simply not entertain thoughts of any other until I find myself in his arms once more. I know how he grieves, but console him, my dearest sibling. How he must pine for me – it is unthinkable.

Brother, I will put this letter in a bottle and hope that it reaches you. I will perhaps ask a turtle to bear it for me. When you receive this, please come and rescue me!

Love,
The Star of Hope of the Gymnast World
The Black Rose
Your Beloved Sister
Kodachi

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[Some time later . . .]

I can't rip the page out! I've been trying for hours! It just . . . flies back into the journal . . . !!! Magic exists, but only to taunt me! The fates are against me! I'll never be rescued now!

[Cue shrieks, wails, and sobs. When sorrows come, they come not single spies but in battalions.]

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Eh? Do they? [Robin doesn't...Nami does and so does Usopp who is definitely not a lady.] I think it's only some ladies.

Who were you trying to write to? Or were you just sending a message to see who would get it?

If you're speaking of females, there's a difference between a female and a lady.

I was trying to write to my brother. I am terribly frightened and I need him to come and rescue me at once!

What's the difference?

[he doesn't know if her brother can get her letter but maybe he can mysteriously so he has nothing to say either way to that]

A lady is demure, dainty, prim and proper.

I am definitely an example of a lady.

Ehhh really? Does demure mean ripping up books and yelling at them?

I wasn't yelling at the book! I was screaming in distress!

Ladies shriek in distress.

[Nod. Nod.]

Oh. [Nami shrieks in distress but she's not dainty or proper... Robin's kind of those things but she doesn't shriek at all, just breaks things.Maybe Kai does a little so she must be kind of a lady]

So ladies are pretty boring, huh?

[what]

Clearly you have not met those that have piqued your interest!

Yeah maybe not. That's okay, though. I think you're pretty funny and that's close to interesting, right?

I don't see what's so funny, and I don't think that's a compliment. However, I am inclined to believe that you are naive, as you obviously don't know much about ladies and people in general.

Compliments are hard for ladies. It's flirting, isn't it? You gotta call them pretty even if you don't think they are. [he doesn't really get it]

Isn't it the same thing if you're called strong and not that annoying?

[because it should be.]

[That's actually quite true.] It's not necessarily flirting! It's simply good manners to point out the loveliness in a lady's visage. For example, you can say, "Oh, what lovely eyes you have; such a vivid shade of violet!" or "Oh, you have such a pert nose!" You don't exactly have to say that they're beautiful if they aren't. However, I know that I am beautiful, so that is not a problem for me. Ohohohohohoho~! ♥

[Ahem, moving on.]

To be called "strong" is a very acceptable compliment indeed. You should be flattered.

A pert nose. What is a pert nose? Can you walk it? Does it do tricks? [that would be a super cool nose. But he kind of gets it actually.]

So you have to find a part of them you like... [he thinks about this] But that's pretty hard if you like all of them. And I called Kai strong but she didn't seem really happy about it. I guess maybe ladies are all different.

Don't you have a nose? [You're so weird.] It would be odd if you walked your nose.

If you don't like every bit of her. If you do, it's simply acceptable to say that she's beautiful, wonderful, and so on, and so forth!

Why didn't she? If I were called strong, I would be very pleased indeed.

[That's because she is. Nothing compared to the Wan Pisu cast, of course, but she's got her own thing going on.]

Yeah but noses are different and maybe someone has a nose they can take off! Also noses run. shishishishi

[he made a pun on purpose that worked! He's just gonna be proud of that a moment]

I dunno. Kai's weird. I dunno if she's beautiful or not or wonderful but... I don't think I can date her anyway. She'd just throw things at me. Maybe I should just start with guys until I get the hang of it.

Yes, they do. [She's impressed with the pun! Congratulations!]

We were just speaking about compliments, and now you bring up dating! You must like this Kai person!

Men are easier to compliment, I believe, but I have no idea how it is when a man dates another man. I suppose you'll just have to find out for yourself.

She's my friend. Don't you have to compliment someone to date them and do flowers and stuff like that? Except guys don't like flowers. Well Sanji didn't. Maybe Zoro might but I don't think he's interested in that kind of thing.

It's all pretty complicated. [he doesn't get it at all. He can't even remember why he wants to in the first place but he does. But then! He smacks his fist into his palm. She seems pretty smart about this kind of thing so...]

You wanna go on a date? I can give you a flower! I gotta find one first but I'll make sure it's a big one.

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