♥ 001

[cherrybombpie]

[text]

[Flowing, almost archaic script starts to inundate the page.]

Dearest Brother,

I do not know if you will ever receive this letter. All I know is that I have been spirited away to this dastardly, horrid, menacing, troubling, and mysterious place known as Isla Empieza. I am very much afraid – who knows what the people here would do to a young maiden such as myself? Oh, oh, my dearest brother, my virtue is at stake – you must come at once! If I die here, I will come back to haunt you and you will never hear the end of it, so I suggest that you come and fetch me at this very moment! One such man asked me my name, and I threw him off the dock. I am truly helpless, waif-like, and defenseless, and I need your aid!

Please, also let my darling fiance Ranma-sama know that I am longing for him. I will simply not entertain thoughts of any other until I find myself in his arms once more. I know how he grieves, but console him, my dearest sibling. How he must pine for me – it is unthinkable.

Brother, I will put this letter in a bottle and hope that it reaches you. I will perhaps ask a turtle to bear it for me. When you receive this, please come and rescue me!

Love,
The Star of Hope of the Gymnast World
The Black Rose
Your Beloved Sister
Kodachi



[voice]

[Some time later . . .]

I can't rip the page out! I've been trying for hours! It just . . . flies back into the journal . . . !!! Magic exists, but only to taunt me! The fates are against me! I'll never be rescued now!

[Cue shrieks, wails, and sobs. When sorrows come, they come not single spies but in battalions.]

Comments

Re: voice/ thread-jack

[song_princess]

Well.... Most ladies prefer if a man compliments either her looks or personality, my lord Luffy.

voice

[allendsmeat]

I said she wasn't annoying. But you have a good voice! I like your songs!

...is your nose pert or does it run?

Re: voice

[song_princess]

(A small giggle.) And I thank you for your kind words, my lord Luffy.

... I don't know if I have a pert nose or not. Perhaps ask Ace or Naesala or any of my crew members. But Luffy.... She is telling you what her nose looks like.

voice

[allendsmeat]

I don't know if noses are pretty or not.

[it's just a nose]

Are you dating Nissan and Ace?

voice

[song_princess]

Some noses can be I guess....

[That's what she thinks as well. And then.... as;fbgkfjgba;jdgbs'aba' LUFFY!!!]

I-I-I am not! They are just the two that sees me the most often.

[And one of them she really does want to date.]

voice

[allendsmeat]

You should try. It could be fun. [nod. nod.] And I think Ace really wants to date someone. [he can't really speak for the other guy]

voice

[song_princess]

[A small chuckle.]

Perhaps one day, I shall. If he does, I can assure you that I am most likely one of his last picks for a date. [Cause pfffft! A human taking that type of interest in a laguz. NOPE!]

voice 1/2

[allendsmeat]

Oh okay.

voice

[allendsmeat]

[takes a deep breath]

AAACE! ASK LEANNE TO GO OUT WITH YOU!! SHE'S AWESOME!!

voice

[song_princess]

[And thus, Leanne's wings poofs out for the upteenth time since joining the Spades.]

My-My lord Luffy! [Oh goddess, blushing so hard right now and what can she say to make Luffy back-track his words.] There are plenty of other women out there that he can choose from that are a better choice then me!

voice

[allendsmeat]

No way! Leanne is awesome! He should date you!

Re: voice

[song_princess]

But I am not of your kind and he should only date those of his own kind.

voice

[hiken]

Oi, Luffy. Are you askin' somebody out here? What's--

[And then the yell.]

OI. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?!

voice

[allendsmeat]

Leanne's not gonna kill you. She's really nice. [don't you know that? geeze]

voice

[hiken]

Not her, you dumbass! It's Marco that'll kill me! He thinks I'm some kind of bad--

--Anyway, shut it! I'm not lookin' to swing that way with my crew!

voice

[cherrybombpie]

That is quite right.

And you are?

Re: voice

[song_princess]

Ah please forgive me for interrupting your converstation with him, my lady. But I am glad that you support me on this.

I am Leanne, princess of Serenes.

voice

[cherrybombpie]

Of course. Ladies such as ourselves understand each others' nature and must always seek to educate those who are lacking in graces and etiquette.

Greetings, Princess Leanne. I am Kodachi, the Black Rose. Ohohohoho~!

voice

[song_princess]

This is true and I am glad that no offense has been taken by my interruption. But men's lacking may hold some hidden charm in and of itself.

It is my highest pleasure and honor to meet you, Lady Kodachi.

voice

[cherrybombpie]

Is that so? Are you attracted to one said man?

The pleasure is all mine. [She'd be bowing if they were face to face, but this'll do!]

voice

[song_princess]

Yes, it is so. s a friend, yes, I am attracted to such but the one I m most attracted to is one that I cannot hope to win over.

[Everything would be better face-to-face.]

voice

[cherrybombpie]

What? Surely you mustn't give up!

voice

[song_princess]

But what if he has another nor feels the same as I to him?

voice

[cherrybombpie]

All's fair in love and war. ♥

Re: voice

[song_princess]

I don't believe I have heard of that, my lady.