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[cherrybombpie]

[text]

[Flowing, almost archaic script starts to inundate the page.]

Dearest Brother,

I do not know if you will ever receive this letter. All I know is that I have been spirited away to this dastardly, horrid, menacing, troubling, and mysterious place known as Isla Empieza. I am very much afraid – who knows what the people here would do to a young maiden such as myself? Oh, oh, my dearest brother, my virtue is at stake – you must come at once! If I die here, I will come back to haunt you and you will never hear the end of it, so I suggest that you come and fetch me at this very moment! One such man asked me my name, and I threw him off the dock. I am truly helpless, waif-like, and defenseless, and I need your aid!

Please, also let my darling fiance Ranma-sama know that I am longing for him. I will simply not entertain thoughts of any other until I find myself in his arms once more. I know how he grieves, but console him, my dearest sibling. How he must pine for me – it is unthinkable.

Brother, I will put this letter in a bottle and hope that it reaches you. I will perhaps ask a turtle to bear it for me. When you receive this, please come and rescue me!

Love,
The Star of Hope of the Gymnast World
The Black Rose
Your Beloved Sister
Kodachi



[voice]

[Some time later . . .]

I can't rip the page out! I've been trying for hours! It just . . . flies back into the journal . . . !!! Magic exists, but only to taunt me! The fates are against me! I'll never be rescued now!

[Cue shrieks, wails, and sobs. When sorrows come, they come not single spies but in battalions.]

Comments

voice

[song_princess]

[One last sigh before taking on a more motherly tone of voice.]

It doesn't work like that, Luffy. Now I am glad that you think I am date able but not all will see it like you do and nor should you force someone to have that same viewpoint.

voice

[allendsmeat]

I'm not. I'm just telling Ace to do it. [there's a difference between feeling something and doing something]

voice

[song_princess]

It is the same thing.

voice

[allendsmeat]

Ehhh? No way. It's not.

voice

[song_princess]

Yes it is.

voice

[allendsmeat]

No it's not.

voice

[song_princess]

Yes it is.

voice

[allendsmeat]

No it's not.

voice I need a face palm icon

[song_princess]

Yes it is, my lord.

[allendsmeat]

....I forgot what we were talking about. [and he's kind of bored with it no matter what it was]

Anyway Ace says he doesn't swing that way so it's probably okay.

[song_princess]

.... Then let us move on then. [HAHA SHE WON! SUCK IT!]

That is what I have been trying to tell you. Besides, I already have someone in mind and heart.

[allendsmeat]

Oh so you like Nissan? [cuz that was the other person she mentioned] You should go on a date with him then!

OI, NISSAN!

[song_princess]

[;ADFH B;DFBJDBJDF; NO! LUFFY JUST NO! And now Leanne is blushing a deep shade of red.]

L-L-Luffy! It isn't as easy as you speak of! [A brief thought.] Perhaps try calling him King Kilvas. That might be easier for you to say.

Besides, he might already have another mate that isn't me.

[allendsmeat]

Oh okay. Hey Kinkyvas! Are you mating with someone else? Cuz I think Leanne likes you!

[song_princess]

(Head-desks? Congrats Luffy.... You actually got Leanne to head-desk a little.)

Luffy! That is most improper and how just trying Kilvas then? (Why is she trying, seriously why is she trying anymore?)

[allendsmeat]

Heeh he has too many names. Don't worry I'll tell him. [somehow. Maybe it would have to wait til he met up with them all again though]

[song_princess]

He doesn't.... Just Naesala and King Kilvas. The latter is just his more formal name. And you don't have to tell him. I am content to how we are now. [Though she does wish to become his queen though.]

[allendsmeat]

Did you eat any weird candies around him?

[he doesn't care what anyone says, those things were awesome]

[song_princess]

I didn't but he did.... He seem like he hated it and the effects of it.

[Forever feeling guilty about feeding it to him.]

[allendsmeat]

Oh so he's actually a pretty boring guy, then. [but Leanne likes him so he must be a good guy, too] That's okay. Maybe when they come again you can find some he likes. The head ones are pretty fun.

[song_princess]

He isn't boring! It was just.... He didn't enjoy those candies. Hopefully when that happens, perhaps I should give him some of my luck so he wouldn't deal with them.