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[Flowing, almost archaic script starts to inundate the page.]

Dearest Brother,

I do not know if you will ever receive this letter. All I know is that I have been spirited away to this dastardly, horrid, menacing, troubling, and mysterious place known as Isla Empieza. I am very much afraid – who knows what the people here would do to a young maiden such as myself? Oh, oh, my dearest brother, my virtue is at stake – you must come at once! If I die here, I will come back to haunt you and you will never hear the end of it, so I suggest that you come and fetch me at this very moment! One such man asked me my name, and I threw him off the dock. I am truly helpless, waif-like, and defenseless, and I need your aid!

Please, also let my darling fiance Ranma-sama know that I am longing for him. I will simply not entertain thoughts of any other until I find myself in his arms once more. I know how he grieves, but console him, my dearest sibling. How he must pine for me – it is unthinkable.

Brother, I will put this letter in a bottle and hope that it reaches you. I will perhaps ask a turtle to bear it for me. When you receive this, please come and rescue me!

Love,
The Star of Hope of the Gymnast World
The Black Rose
Your Beloved Sister
Kodachi

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[Some time later . . .]

I can't rip the page out! I've been trying for hours! It just . . . flies back into the journal . . . !!! Magic exists, but only to taunt me! The fates are against me! I'll never be rescued now!

[Cue shrieks, wails, and sobs. When sorrows come, they come not single spies but in battalions.]

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Some noses can be I guess....

[That's what she thinks as well. And then.... as;fbgkfjgba;jdgbs'aba' LUFFY!!!]

I-I-I am not! They are just the two that sees me the most often.

[And one of them she really does want to date.]

You should try. It could be fun. [nod. nod.] And I think Ace really wants to date someone. [he can't really speak for the other guy]

[A small chuckle.]

Perhaps one day, I shall. If he does, I can assure you that I am most likely one of his last picks for a date. [Cause pfffft! A human taking that type of interest in a laguz. NOPE!]

Oh okay.

[takes a deep breath]

AAACE! ASK LEANNE TO GO OUT WITH YOU!! SHE'S AWESOME!!

[And thus, Leanne's wings poofs out for the upteenth time since joining the Spades.]

My-My lord Luffy! [Oh goddess, blushing so hard right now and what can she say to make Luffy back-track his words.] There are plenty of other women out there that he can choose from that are a better choice then me!

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No way! Leanne is awesome! He should date you!

But I am not of your kind and he should only date those of his own kind.

No way. That's stupid. Ace should date anyone he likes and you. [yep]

(A very long suffering sigh.)

But what if he doesn't like me in that way, it wouldn't be fair to him to answer on your whims like that. He likes me as crew but that is it.

How does he know if he doesn't or not til he goes on a date. [huff] Anyway if he didn't like you a lot you wouldn't be his nakama so I think he'd date you if he wasn't dumb and shy.

[Okay, one last shot then to make Luffy see reason.]

Shouldn't it then be up to him to decide weather or not he wants to date me?

Yeah it's why I'm telling him. [duh]

[One last sigh before taking on a more motherly tone of voice.]

It doesn't work like that, Luffy. Now I am glad that you think I am date able but not all will see it like you do and nor should you force someone to have that same viewpoint.

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Oi, Luffy. Are you askin' somebody out here? What's--

[And then the yell.]

OI. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?!

Leanne's not gonna kill you. She's really nice. [don't you know that? geeze]

Not her, you dumbass! It's Marco that'll kill me! He thinks I'm some kind of bad--

--Anyway, shut it! I'm not lookin' to swing that way with my crew!

Ehhhh? Really? [huh. Ace you are weird.] You wanna swing that way with my crew? Kai is looking for someone...or maybe Bepo. [that could be fun.]

Nah, she's stuck-up.

[A long pause.]

...Now, I'm just hungry.

Hey! She's not stuck up anywhere! She's just kind of annoying! [sheesh] You can date Keimi. She's fun. Or Leanne! She's fun, too!

Keimi's a mermaid and I just told you about Leanne. Luffy, stop it!

I already yelled at Marco and Selphie about it! I'm not tryin' to do that whole dating thing anymore!

So what if she's a mermaid? [he forgot he'd just been asking about Leanne... But more importantly]

But Ace, dating is fun. [and he's worried about you because you should be able to date, too] Why don't you wanna do it?

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[Okay, one phrase makes her worried.]

Why would Marco kill you?

[Ace was definitely still Ace.]

Ssshhh! Leanne isn't supposed to know!

[SLAMS THE BOOK SHUT.]

Know wh-

[Book is slammed shut and now confused heron is confused. But also worried now about her captain.]

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