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Dear magical journal thing that I'm feeling slightly more ambivalent towards as of late even though your pages are continuously filled with useless drivel that I can't be bothered to read,

I recently acquired a broom.

It's not as good as my Nimbus back home, but it'll do.

If anyone on my crew needs me — ha — check the skies.

- Draco Malfoy

P.S. I also purchased some chocolate frogs but one of them seems to have gone missing. Do feel free to alert me if you hear any out of place ribbits on board, but really, they've usually only got one decent jump in them so he can't have gone far.

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[Unfortunately that's Tamaki's idea of using brooms!]

Are you sure? I haven't heard of a fairy tale where wizards used brooms to fly~!!!

What is a muggle? Is that another name for commoners? Also, what do you look like then. If not green, is your skin pink? Purple? Red?

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I don't imagine you'll actually ever use that broom for something constructive.

Because I'm not from a fairy tale, you twit! I'm HUMAN, so I look...perfectly normally, thank you. Pale skin, blonde hair.

[Hmph.]

...Commoners? Well. No, not really, though it wouldn't be a bad thing to add that to the definition. No, Muggles are people who can't use magic.

It's not that kind of broom. I spent good money on it! If you want something for constructive uses, go find a shop in town.

But I thought you said you were a Wit... a Wizard?

[A moment to think.]

You look like me then...

Oh that must be very sad. Poor and without Magic. How can they survive~!?

I do not need a broom for myself.

Aiding more with the ship duties would only be good for you in the long run.

That's a plain silly question I study magic where I'm from.

Honeydukes?

[For someone named Captain Marvelous, those sure are some ridiculous words. Still.]

...[You know what he's going to skip most of that stuff and just focus on:] Flying's useful.

haha oh my god
dude cushioning charm
that has got to be the dirtiest shit ive ever heard of
me dude
i just fly
yknow i just superman that shit

I was assuming they'd be either chocolate or frogs, not both. [There are more chocolatey marks across the page.]

He found me. What do you do with them?

Then what is? I'm curious to be honest. [Considering witches are different and there are males versions, which s kind rare in her world.]

House elves? That's new to me, but then again I found that cleaning house by myself is kind of fun without magic. Mostly because water fights are fun.

I don't work in Quidditch supplies, so I don't know the spells. But yes, I guess it's possible.

Right, the net thing, I think that one is football. Quidditch uses three large hoops. There's supposed to be a Keeper who guards them.

If I manage to get anything started here you'd certainly be able to observe. Though, I don't think it's very likely. We'll see.

I don't know. It's kind of annoying, like there's some barrier in place.

I am a wizard, but I'm also a human! Is it really that hard to understand? Witches and wizards are just people who can use magic.

...I don't know, that does sound rather tragic. I'm glad I'm not a commoner.

I do what I'm supposed to!

[Sort of. Mostly. With the aid of magic.]

If the captain isn't complaining about my performance, then I don't see why you feel the need to.

You study it even though you can't use it? It's as though you enjoy cruel and unusual punishment.

It's a sweets shop in Hogsmeade.

Yes. But that's besides the point. Every male in the Crocker family has studied some magical being.

Expect Bitteroot but he was a witch... or wizard rather, yes.

But I hope someday to have magic of my very own.

Can't say I mind tormenting children.

Hogsmeade?

It is! This broom isn't quite as fast as the one I've got at home, but it'll do. It handles well, at least.

How is that dirty?? I think there must be something wrong with your brain. Cushioning, cushions, it's for comfort, I don't even know how one would take that the wrong way.

...Nor do I know what a superman is, but I'll take your word for it.

You were perhaps expecting chocolate in the shape of a dog, then?

It's chocolate, genius. You eat it.

I'd rather Apparate or use the Floo. Or even a Portkey. They're all much faster.

...What on earth do water fights have to do with cleaning? Especially if you're cleaning by yourself?

[uh... huh.]

You will have to understand, all of that sailed over my head. Is that a custom where you're from?

Well.

I guess I can't argue with something that could help us. Fliers are good.

How good an aim are you with that stick [re: wand] while flying around on that thing?

No. Brown frogs, maybe. Your world is weird.

It's moving. You eat it while alive?

The stick you use for spellcasting does most of the work, I believe.

[A tilt of his head.]

What do wizards use brooms for if not for sweeping?

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