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- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
~~- Nami-san ♡~~

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]

So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.

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That's what I was going to wish for, don't worry! Where is your home, by the way?

That would be helpful! I'd love to work together!

On a ship sailing the Grand Line, currently. Before that I was living at a seafaring restaurant called the Baratie.

Alright, awesome. We'll have to keep each other posted!

You were already sailing on a ship? Are you sure you didn't lose your way and end up here?

Thank you very much, this is very reassuring!

Nah, I wasn't on the ship before ending up here. We'd docked at this place and were fighting some asshole...

We lost. Apparently. But in the middle of the battle I got hit and just—ended up here. Somehow. Some of my crew mates are here, too, but they're from the future or some shit, so I guess the bright side is that we don't all die in that fight!

Sure, no problem. Gotta stick together.

[ It's not that he's dismissing everything you said, he just sort of picked up EXTRA on one part. ]

From the future? Time travel too?

This place has it all...

Yeah, I guess??? It's really fucking weird. I don't think any of us are actually from the same, you know, moment, but some of the others are from two shitty years after I am!

Have you asked about your future self at all? I'd be curious about that kind of thing.

A little. Some of the others have been sketchy about details, but I sound like I'm pretty badass.

So does that mean you don't die here or does that mean you don't die wherever you are from? What kind of future are they coming from?

As far as I know, my future self was never in this place.

...Which is fucking confusing and makes my head hurt, so. Don't know! Whatever future they're from, they've all just spent two years training to get stronger. They must be going up against some pretty strong assholes.

Is your future self there too? Why don't you ask him?

That's good that your friends are so strong! They must have been working really hard!

Nah, he ain't here. That'd be...weird.

Yeah...means I've got some catching up to do, though.

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That sounds like fun! I bet they have some interesting stories to tell.

Maybe you're married? Or have a child. Or got injured and have an eyepatch!

Right?! Well—I didn't think I'd be married or, uh. Have kids or anything. In only two years. But I was sure I'd have a lot of girlfriends!!

Eh, but Usopp said I didn't. He's known for being a shitty liar, though!

Usopp? Is he one of your friends?

You only really want one girlfriend anyway.

Yeah, one of the others on my crew. You can't miss him, he's got a really long nose.

But that wouldn't be fair to all the other beautiful women in the world! No, gotta spread the love, every lady deserves to receive my affections~!

I'm sure his nose isn't that bad.

You must have a lot of love to share. I'm sure they'll appreciate it on White Day, you'll just have a lot of chocolate to make.

Just wait. Maybe you'll see it some day.

Why wait till White Day? [Not that he has any idea what that is.] I make the ladies on my crew various treats all the time!

What does it look like?

That's really nice of you! I bet you're very popular with the women on your ship.

...A nose. That is long. He's got a lot of hair, too. ...A lot of hair. I'll throw him your way whenever he finds his shitty journal. I think it got buried under a pile of crap in the guys' cabin.

Yes...very popular! [Ish. Kind of. Maybe.]

He sounds like a really interesting guy. [ He's legit trying to picture this and really just coming up with a bush with a long nose. ]

That's nice. [ He's just gonna be happy for you but doesn't feel the need to say anything about that because he's kind of boring. ]

[ACCURATE TBH.]

Yeah, he's...something. Got a really good eye, if you're into shooting shit.

[ Remind him never to mess with Usopp... ]

No, I'm not into shooting things.

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