[001 || Written]

[serving_love]

- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]




So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.

Comments

[WRITING]

[notsokillerwhale]

What does it look like?

That's really nice of you! I bet you're very popular with the women on your ship.

[WRITING]

[serving_love]

...A nose. That is long. He's got a lot of hair, too. ...A lot of hair. I'll throw him your way whenever he finds his shitty journal. I think it got buried under a pile of crap in the guys' cabin.

Yes...very popular! [Ish. Kind of. Maybe.]

[WRITING]

[notsokillerwhale]

He sounds like a really interesting guy. [ He's legit trying to picture this and really just coming up with a bush with a long nose. ]

That's nice. [ He's just gonna be happy for you but doesn't feel the need to say anything about that because he's kind of boring. ]

[WRITING]

[serving_love]

[ACCURATE TBH.]

Yeah, he's...something. Got a really good eye, if you're into shooting shit.

[WRITING]

[notsokillerwhale]

[ Remind him never to mess with Usopp... ]

No, I'm not into shooting things.