07 October 2013 @ 07:26 pm
[OOC: Miguel's dialogue is in red, Ash's in blue.]

You know- ah!

[There’s a small pause with the sound of one hand scraping desperately against bark for a moment. Ahem. Right. The talking.]

They didn’t really include this bit in the map part, did they? The whole broken ship thing. With the repairing. And the….climbing. But that bit does have an amazing view. I can almost see a treasure like-

[And that ‘ah’ from before turns into a high pitched scream as Miguel is suddenly not so much sitting in the tree as hanging upside down, tangled in the vines of it. The journal itself lands with a faint thud on the ground below him, his voice suddenly much fainter.]

Cabin...girl. Lieutenant? I- Whatever you are. I’ve been attacked!

Looked more like you slipped from down here. [sigh] Just hang on and don’t move, I’m coming up.

[The journal picks up more rustling and scraping as Ash hauls herself up the tree.]

Okay. There’s a branch right under you. I need you to hold on to this here- once I get these undone, lower yourself carefully… Ready?

Busy. Not. Moving.

[A faint sound of vines snapping.]

Now!

[Another incredibly manly scream follows. So is the life of an adventurer.]

Hey, this thing’s still on? It’s okay, guys. He’s still in one piece.
 
 
Current Location: Green Breeze Island
 
 
13 September 2013 @ 07:34 pm
- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]




So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.