[001 || Written]

[serving_love]

- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]




So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.

Comments

[WRITING]

[serving_love]

Right?! Well—I didn't think I'd be married or, uh. Have kids or anything. In only two years. But I was sure I'd have a lot of girlfriends!!

Eh, but Usopp said I didn't. He's known for being a shitty liar, though!

[WRITING]

[notsokillerwhale]

Usopp? Is he one of your friends?

You only really want one girlfriend anyway.

[WRITING]

[serving_love]

Yeah, one of the others on my crew. You can't miss him, he's got a really long nose.

But that wouldn't be fair to all the other beautiful women in the world! No, gotta spread the love, every lady deserves to receive my affections~!

[WRITING]

[notsokillerwhale]

I'm sure his nose isn't that bad.

You must have a lot of love to share. I'm sure they'll appreciate it on White Day, you'll just have a lot of chocolate to make.

[WRITING]

[serving_love]

Just wait. Maybe you'll see it some day.

Why wait till White Day? [Not that he has any idea what that is.] I make the ladies on my crew various treats all the time!

[WRITING]

[notsokillerwhale]

What does it look like?

That's really nice of you! I bet you're very popular with the women on your ship.

[WRITING]

[serving_love]

...A nose. That is long. He's got a lot of hair, too. ...A lot of hair. I'll throw him your way whenever he finds his shitty journal. I think it got buried under a pile of crap in the guys' cabin.

Yes...very popular! [Ish. Kind of. Maybe.]

[WRITING]

[notsokillerwhale]

He sounds like a really interesting guy. [ He's legit trying to picture this and really just coming up with a bush with a long nose. ]

That's nice. [ He's just gonna be happy for you but doesn't feel the need to say anything about that because he's kind of boring. ]

[WRITING]

[serving_love]

[ACCURATE TBH.]

Yeah, he's...something. Got a really good eye, if you're into shooting shit.

[WRITING]

[notsokillerwhale]

[ Remind him never to mess with Usopp... ]

No, I'm not into shooting things.