First | Text | Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain

[pluggedintheoverlord]

[Joker, being the paragon of professionalism that he is, has taken Garrus Vakarian's book. There was only one thing that he could possibly do with it: pretend to be Garrus and say horrible, hideous shit to everyone, ever.]

[You're welcome.]

I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is your favorite raptor johnson on the Citadel.

[It's really hard for him to, y'know, not laugh while he's writing this.]

Some people call me Archangel; all-around turian bad boy and dispenser of extensive lessons in cross-species diplomacy, if you get my drift. I also calibrate cannons on the side, so if anybody needs a little calibrating, I'm very good with a weapon. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. If not, we could always test my reach and your flexibility.

Think about it.

[[ooc: All responses and this post will appear to be coming from Garrus Vakarian, the poor bastard.]]

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written

[normandeering]

That's not much of a bet at all.

written

[calibrating]

I do have an impressive reach. Among other things.

[Hey bby hey bby]

written

[normandeering]

So who put you up to this?

[sry not playing along.]

written

[calibrating]

I wasn't put up to anything, but I could get something up for you.

written

[normandeering]

So come find me, big boy.

[It's a fairly small ship. And she'll be looking for him now.]

written

[calibrating]

[Last Joker remembered, Vakarian was down taking inventory.]

I'm down in the cargo hold.

Alone.

How about you come to me?

written --> action

[normandeering]

I'll be right there.

[Because she'd like to know what's going on. She's down in the hold about thirty seconds later, walking over to Garrus, who is, in fact, there. And not writing in his journal at all.]

Garrus. Been keeping busy?

action

[calibrating]

[Garrus looks up over his shoulder over in Shepard's direction]

[Poor, unsuspecting turian]

Yeah, inventory's almost taken care of. If things stay steady, we should be good for the next couple of weeks at least.

[normandeering]

[Good thing for him she's starting to figure out what's up.]

And you've just been holing up down here all day?

[calibrating]

Uhhh... yes, ma'am.

Sorry it's been taking so long. Did you need me for anything else?