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[ As a detective, Hattori is usually quite good at keeping track of important details, such as 'where he fell asleep last night.' He did not fall asleep last night next to a broken fountain in what appears to be some sort of theme park. Since there's no evidence of having been sleepwalking, nor any evidence of this being a bizarre elaborate prank by Kazuha or Kudo, only one conclusion can be reached. Someone brought him here, and that makes the Japanese teen annoyed.]

O-oiii!! Whoever ya are that kidnapped me, ya did it wrong! You're supposed ta keep your victims captive, not dump 'em in some crappy pirate-themed tourist trap! Come out here an' face justice!!

[ There's a pause while he thinks of a way to truly express his rage ]

AN' THE METER ON YER RHYME SUCKS, TOO!

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[ Oh god. His journal is shouting at him in Hattori's obnoxious voice while he's in the middle of a very important- ]

[ Wait. ]

[ ... ]

Hattori?

[ Oh thank the spirits there's someone familiar coming out of this stupid journal thing. ]

Eh? Kudo!? Did they get ya too!?

Y-you-!

This needs to be a private conversation.

Hattori! Watch it!

Don't tell me ta watch it! What th' hell is going on, Kudo!?

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[He's trying to sleep. Give it a rest newbie.]

Yelling isn't going to help.

[Translation: Shut the hell up, I'm trying to recover from zombie attack.]

[ Telling Hattori not to yell is like telling the sun not to shine. Good luck. ]

No? Well how th' hell else am I supposed ta get their attention, ahou?!

Ever think that might be the thing they want you to do?

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Would you please cease that infernal racket? I'll tell you right now you're not the only one who was kidnapped in the middle of the night to be whisked away here, and your shouting is only displaying how uncouth you are.

[ Juuuust gonna ignore that uncouth comment. ]

Yeah? How many of us are there, then?

Several dozens, perhaps almost nearing a hundred.

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It's a bad poem, but it's not that bad.

[Translation: WHY ARE YOU YELLING.]

[ Because yelling is life. ]

Yeah it is. It's like somethin' a kid would make up ta try and make a treasure hunt in class.

Okay, I'll give you that one. It's pretty close to the truth, anyway.

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When strange other worldly powers shanghai you it seems like they can do what they like. Be thankful you lot missed the insult slinging green skeleton.

Th... the what?

[ Oh god where IS he?! ]

Last month at the fountain some some sort of being showed up to send us all on some wild goose chase he calls a treasure hunt. From all the new chatter on the journal's sounds like you got a way warmer welcome than we did.

[ For some reason, this one doesn't seem to mind the screaming. Or maybe she's just used to it? Who knows. ]

Hmm... Good point, but what if the entire "tourist trap" is part of the whole "keeping us in captivity" plan?

[ Oh, that's good, because he's not liable to stop anytime soon. ]

THEN IT'S A STUPID PLAN!

True, it sounds farfetched.

[ Anyway, there's something else that's been piquing her interest, so she'll just bluntly ask him about it. ]

What does "meter on your rhyme" mean?

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[. . . Kaito had never come into close contact enough with the Great Detective of the West for him to recognize Hattori's voice so easily. But the name that appeared next to the journal entry? There wasn't a self-respecting thief in Japan who didn't recognize it]

[I thought I was supposed to have good luck?!]

[Nevertheless, his reply is casual]

Would you have preferred they write it in iambic pentameter?

Better word choice would be fine, honest. Even th' Kaitou Kid's more clever than all that, an' his shit's pretty easy ta crack.

[. . . HEY]

[HEY]

[shoving that small slight against his pride aside quickly, Kaito continues just as casually as before]

I wouldn't know. But a straightforward poem ensures that even the stupidest people dragged here know how to get back, at least.

It'd be nice if it was a crappy pirate-themed tourist trap.

Until I get some hard evidence otherwise, Onee-chan, I ain't gonna think otherwise.

That's exactly what I said . . .

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