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[perfectlygoodjapanese]

[ As a detective, Hattori is usually quite good at keeping track of important details, such as 'where he fell asleep last night.' He did not fall asleep last night next to a broken fountain in what appears to be some sort of theme park. Since there's no evidence of having been sleepwalking, nor any evidence of this being a bizarre elaborate prank by Kazuha or Kudo, only one conclusion can be reached. Someone brought him here, and that makes the Japanese teen annoyed.]

O-oiii!! Whoever ya are that kidnapped me, ya did it wrong! You're supposed ta keep your victims captive, not dump 'em in some crappy pirate-themed tourist trap! Come out here an' face justice!!

[ There's a pause while he thinks of a way to truly express his rage ]

AN' THE METER ON YER RHYME SUCKS, TOO!

Comments

[tantiny]

[ Oh god. His journal is shouting at him in Hattori's obnoxious voice while he's in the middle of a very important- ]

[ Wait. ]

[ ... ]

Hattori?

[Voice]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

[He's trying to sleep. Give it a rest newbie.]

Yelling isn't going to help.

[Translation: Shut the hell up, I'm trying to recover from zombie attack.]

[Voice]

[grizzly_tea]

Would you please cease that infernal racket? I'll tell you right now you're not the only one who was kidnapped in the middle of the night to be whisked away here, and your shouting is only displaying how uncouth you are.

voice

[brbvirmire]

It's a bad poem, but it's not that bad.

[Translation: WHY ARE YOU YELLING.]

voice

[arcadiasailor]

When strange other worldly powers shanghai you it seems like they can do what they like. Be thankful you lot missed the insult slinging green skeleton.

[ audio ]

[catnapping]

[ For some reason, this one doesn't seem to mind the screaming. Or maybe she's just used to it? Who knows. ]

Hmm... Good point, but what if the entire "tourist trap" is part of the whole "keeping us in captivity" plan?

[voice]

[carptricks]

[. . . Kaito had never come into close contact enough with the Great Detective of the West for him to recognize Hattori's voice so easily. But the name that appeared next to the journal entry? There wasn't a self-respecting thief in Japan who didn't recognize it]

[I thought I was supposed to have good luck?!]

[Nevertheless, his reply is casual]

Would you have preferred they write it in iambic pentameter?

voice;

[clocksandroses]

It'd be nice if it was a crappy pirate-themed tourist trap.