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[perfectlygoodjapanese]

[ As a detective, Hattori is usually quite good at keeping track of important details, such as 'where he fell asleep last night.' He did not fall asleep last night next to a broken fountain in what appears to be some sort of theme park. Since there's no evidence of having been sleepwalking, nor any evidence of this being a bizarre elaborate prank by Kazuha or Kudo, only one conclusion can be reached. Someone brought him here, and that makes the Japanese teen annoyed.]

O-oiii!! Whoever ya are that kidnapped me, ya did it wrong! You're supposed ta keep your victims captive, not dump 'em in some crappy pirate-themed tourist trap! Come out here an' face justice!!

[ There's a pause while he thinks of a way to truly express his rage ]

AN' THE METER ON YER RHYME SUCKS, TOO!

Comments

[Voice]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

Ever think that might be the thing they want you to do?

[Voice]

[perfectlygoodjapanese]

If they wanted me ta get their attention off the bat, they wouldn'ta just dumped me in th' middle of nowhere like this. An' since I'm not dead yet, I can only assume that they ain't gonna kill me. I wouldn't be much good as ransom, so they're really shit at kidnappin'.

And if they're gonna just dump me an' not explain anythin', then I'm gonna get their attention so I can solve this case and go home.

[Voice]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

They won't bother answering it. Don't waste your voice trying to call for something they will refuse to listen to.

[Voice]

[perfectlygoodjapanese]

Oi, you're just sayin' that 'cause ya don't want ta hear me yellin'.

Too bad for you, pal. What's your name, anyway?

[Voice]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

I'm serious. If you can, look back to any entries by Scurvy Dog. He gives out the information once a week and answers a question. So if you want to do that, you better come up with a good one before he bites your head off or everyone else does.

...you first.

[This is why Yu hates being stuck in bed; he can't do squat.]

[Voice]

[perfectlygoodjapanese]

Heeeh, you ain't too trustin', are ya?

Hattori Heiji, Great Detective of th' West!

[Voice]

[callmewhateveryuwant]

I can be depending.

[There might be a hint of trolling in his tone. He needed this.]

Narukami Yu.