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[perfectlygoodjapanese]

[ As a detective, Hattori is usually quite good at keeping track of important details, such as 'where he fell asleep last night.' He did not fall asleep last night next to a broken fountain in what appears to be some sort of theme park. Since there's no evidence of having been sleepwalking, nor any evidence of this being a bizarre elaborate prank by Kazuha or Kudo, only one conclusion can be reached. Someone brought him here, and that makes the Japanese teen annoyed.]

O-oiii!! Whoever ya are that kidnapped me, ya did it wrong! You're supposed ta keep your victims captive, not dump 'em in some crappy pirate-themed tourist trap! Come out here an' face justice!!

[ There's a pause while he thinks of a way to truly express his rage ]

AN' THE METER ON YER RHYME SUCKS, TOO!

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[arcadiasailor]

When strange other worldly powers shanghai you it seems like they can do what they like. Be thankful you lot missed the insult slinging green skeleton.

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[perfectlygoodjapanese]

Th... the what?

[ Oh god where IS he?! ]

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[arcadiasailor]

Last month at the fountain some some sort of being showed up to send us all on some wild goose chase he calls a treasure hunt. From all the new chatter on the journal's sounds like you got a way warmer welcome than we did.