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[heartismyown]

[Here's a voice not many people have heard much of, mostly because it's a little more high pitched than normal.]

So um, I have a question. Does anyone know how to stop a curse? Like, how to stop being a girl if you're supposed to be a boy?

[He pauses, remembering Selphie didn't recognize him before.]

Oh! It's Roxas, by the way.

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[Voice]

[blowfishabq]

What the hell happened to you?!

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

I met an old lady and she made me mad and I said something dumb and she changed me into a girl.

[He takes a small breath.]

I just woke up like this! Then when I went to say sorry, she said I didn't believe me but I would be and just laughed and walked away. I thought about attacking her but she was kind of old...

[He sighs.]

Any ideas?

[Voice]

[blowfishabq]

...Holy shit, dude.

You got turned into a chick? That's unbelievable. That's like, the worst thing-

[Clears his throat.]

Uh. Um. Maybe...

Dude, I don't even know.

...What's it like?

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

[Careful now Jesse, that kind of offhanded comment is what got him into this mess in the first place.]

Um, well it's really weird. It feels weird when I move around cause I think girls move differently. That's what Lea said. I was in a fight too and it was...yeah the moving thing is really throwing me off. My chest feels funny because it's not the same and I can feel the weight of my keyblades. I never noticed before. Weird is really the best way to describe it.

[Voice]

[blowfishabq]

I bet it's weird. Girls got a whole different center of balance and everything- Lea's right. I remember training against a few chicks in kung-fu class and they move completely different. They took me down every time.

But I bet it's kinda cool to have boobs, right? I wouldn't leave my room for like, a week.

[glass_secret]

Now that's a curse I've never heard of.

From my experience, curses never really go away, but they can be altered.

[heartismyown]

What?! You mean it might not go away at all?

[That's enough to get a rise out of him.]

I was kind of hoping it would!

[glass_secret]

Calm down. That's how curses work where I come from, it doesn't mean it's going to be the same here.

How did you get the curse in the first place?

[heartismyown]

I hope not!

[Roxas sighs a little.]

I think the old lady cursed me because I said something dumb when she made me mad and then when I said sorry, she kinda just laughed at me. She said I will be sorry.

[glass_secret]

Sounds like you pissed off a witch.

Well, one thing that seems to alter witch curses is to get a kiss from someone. Have you tried that?

[Voice]

[ex_automobiles598]

[Roxas. What have you done]

...How'd you end up with a curse in the first place?

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

I met an old lady and lost my temper. I said something dumb. [Lea has informed him it was really dumb.] I woke up like this a few days ago. She doesn't want to change me back or she can't or something. She didn't believe me when I said I was sorry.

[He wasn't.]

[Voice]

[ex_automobiles598]

Old lady? You aren't talking about the one from the fortress, are you?

[Because Asami thought they already got rid of her for good, which is why she sounds confused and worried]

[Voice]

[heartismyown]

I don't know, what fortress? I didn't see one, if that's what you mean. She was just in front of the store, talking to people. She was really annoying.

[Voice]

[ex_automobiles598]

[Asami shakes her head, then remembers he can't seen it. The more he explains though, the more it doesn't sound like witch she was talking about anyway]

It's probably not who I was thinking of. [A pause] I'm sorry, Roxas...I don't really think I can help much with stopping the curse. I don't know a lot about them as it is.

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[wantsarobotgarden]

I though the curses here wore off after a week or something? isn't it the same in this case?

voice;

[heartismyown]

It doesn't seem to be. No one else turned into a girl either, that I know of.

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[wantsarobotgarden]

Oh, I didn't know that. It must be a little strange. I'm sorry for saying that, that seems rude of me.

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[heartismyown]

It's okay, it's really confusing! I know I'm confused!

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[wantsarobotgarden]

So... it would mean that there is another way of breaking the curse, you just haven't found it yet? I'm not sure I can help you there. Curses are not my strong point.

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[seakingbait]

You mean you're a girl and not supposed to be?

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[heartismyown]

Yes! That's what I mean. I was a boy until I met this annoying old lady and then I woke up like this. Do you know how to stop being a girl?

[seakingbait]

Hm. I don't know. I've never tried.

[heartismyown]

Really?

[That probably makes sense, after all he never gave much thought to being a boy until he wasn't.]

Do you think you could try and then if it works can you tell me how you did it?

[seakingbait]

But then I won't know how to stop being a boy!